SYSTEM RUNS ON DECAF

she/her - trans lesbian - 22

[ispyspookymansion]

“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

[nyancrimew]

reblog this if you hate reblog bait <3

[weirdgirlvampire]

Do you have a song that’s a kill-switch for you? Like, every time you hear it you start crying without fail

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 29, 2024

If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!

[o-kurwa]

Crocodiles afraid of the shovel

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Not afraid of the shovel? Apply the shovel!

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Happy Shovel Smack Saturday

[lakevida]

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

[lakevida]

this is my favorite sentence i ever wrote

[lakesbian]

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

[sunshinesanctuary]

Hot take but actors are allowed to lie about their personal lives if that’s what it takes for them to have some privacy. Stop being nosy bitches they don’t owe you anything.

[sapphling]

even if a girl putting up her long hair didn't also carry the Implication it's still one of the most crazyinsane fucking hot mundane little actions in the world watching her gather her hair back in her hands with a hair tie hanging out of her mouth and a few wispy little babyhairs clinging to her forehead and the sweat on the nape of her neck and her arms up and back with the pits showing and the gesture lifts her shirt up so you can see a little bit of her tummy and her fingers back there sightlessly pulling her ponytail together. i should get taken to the vet and put down

[teathattast]

[medievaljournalist]

surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

[onlinebeast]

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

[benihana-circumcision]

the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

[mayothompson]

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

[twomothsholdinghands]

[ggreensleeves]

shuake

homer, the iliad/melissa broder, problem area/anne carson, euripides/stephen mitchell, the epic of giglamesh/sophocles, electra/jericho brown, another elegy/su tung-po, poem ending with a line

[fallhound]

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

[fallhound]

Hear me out.

[despazito]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

>see truck next to us on the highway

>it says "off-road"

>look below it

>it's on the road

[teaboot]

Don't get me wrong I love romantic ships, but it'd be nice to see a few more folks get up on that queerplatonic soulmates thang

[teaboot]

Don't get me wrong I love romantic ships, but it'd be nice to see a few more folks get up on that queerplatonic soulmates thang