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marxistbarbie-deactivated202109

you know who doesnt get a fair share of criticism for its rampant racism, anti-semitism, islamophobia and complete lack of remorse or reparations for its sordid colonial past? France

marxistbarbie-deactivated202109

not surprising. no one talks about it now because france has spent the last 7 or so decades painting themselves as the helpless victim of the nazi regime who were powerless to save their jewish citizens but the french police collaborated Heavily with the SS and gestapo during the nazi occupation of france and aided them in their arrest and deportation of jewish french people with great enthusiasm.

thebigdeepcheatsy

Wait what?!

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casliyn

So during the Actor’s Roundtable, Viggo Mortenson defended ‘Green Book’ being directed by a white man saying “What if Mahershala liked a Short Story about Cowboys or Samurai?”

AND

EVERYONE’S

REACTIONS

ARE LEGIT KILLING ME OMFG

anarcho-communism-revolution

marcy-the-martian

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

executionerbarbie

there’s literally no doubt in my mind that the entirety of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror was based on this picture and that is….fine tbh

denisvileneuve

Captain Holt + exclamations

caesuralesbian

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

cryptiddies

captainlordauditor

the hunger games is a really good example bc on the base textual level of stuff like what happens and the order of events they got it mostly right but they also

whitewashed half or more of the cast

removed multiple canonical disabilities in main characters

marketed it as a love triangle

basically did literally everything the villains of the book did which made it super fucking obvious

onastyamiga

every brooklyn nine-nine episode (99/112) → 99

+

mariofartwii

I will never get over the hate that surrounds Ohio.

cultofthepigeon

FUKING MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER SEEN DEAR FUCKING CHRIST BLESS

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted

wobbleinthehox

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alrightevans-deactivated2015091

when i first watched orphan black i remember thinking ‘wtf is her accent supposed to be it sounds like some weird english-canadian-irish hybrid’ and then it turned out she was born in england, lived in canada and was raised by an irish woman and thats when i realised the power of tatiana maslany

kalichnikov

who needs weed when i can look at this pic

same thing

murielswedding

yesterday i listened to a podcast stephanie allynne was on and she said at one point before they started dating she wrote tig this long email pouring her heart out about how she really liked her but they couldn’t date because she was straight and tig just replied ‘okay dyke’ and i’m still screaming about it

nicollekidman

barkingfortheocean

I WROTE DOWN THE QUOTE:

“And I wrote her this really long email, like six months in, where I’m like–and it was after we had first kissed–and I was like, “Ok so I don’t regret doing that, that was so good, we had such a great time, but I’m just not gay and I feel like I’m doing–” blah blah blah, like, the longest email ever, and I’m like, I have to just get this all out. And, um, and then I send it. And then like, seconds later–I mean after she had read it–she writes back, “Ok, dyke.””

kirianthedivorce

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

kirianthedivorce

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

kirianthedivorce

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day

anarchetypalarchive

so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.