All You Need is One

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

funniest possible person to Speak Now at taylor swift's wedding

jason kelce

rfk jr's son

tom hiddleston

taylor lautner's wife, Taylor Lautner

the owl city guy

john mayer

harry styles but he's actually there for travis

drew of teardrops on my guitar fame

dianna agron

calvin harris

tree paine

matty healy's wife

Voting ended onJul 6

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

round 2

the ghost of rebekah harkness

scooter braun

haley williams (since speak now was written for her)

mahomes

kanye west

ed sheeran

the ghost of whoever harry styles vehicular manslaughtered with tswift

red headed abigail

that one tiktoker that has made looking like taylor her whole personality

cousin becky

matty or joe but specifically dressed in a really bad disguise w/fake mustache!

her mom's gigantic dog

Voting ended onJul 7

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

round 3

jack antonoff

*heavy sigh* karlie kloss

matthew gray gubler

charlie xcx

the eras tour dancer that went viral for being really sexy during lavender haze

the eras tour dancer that did the bit during wanegbt

travis kelce's mom

literally just some random fan that snuck into the wedding specifically to do th

selener gomez (they forgot to keep an eye out for her)

the guy that never let her drive his truck

lestat de lioncourt

the ghost of ethel kennedy

Voting ended onJul 8

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[uncleromeo]

if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.

[anorganizedstreet]

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[datastate]

[ID: Gauche painting of a vibrant orange-red tiger creature against dark foliage, gazing behind itself to meet the viewer. Its stripes are tinted green, with an extra set of legs; it curves around a small, bright red star. End ID.]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mellifexfarm]

[travesty-majesty]

"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment

[epifaniacintilante]

Elena Ferrante

I love, love this answer so much

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[robertreich]

Why I'm Running https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-im-running

[attackfish]

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

[koshercosplay]

[forthegothicheroine]

To reiterate

Not enough of you know about the Birds Head Haggadah, and that

is a damn

shame

[forthegothicheroine]

To those asking questions, humans were supposedly crafted in god’s image, and since it’s forbidden to create images of god, sects of Jews in long-ago history (and some sects now) wouldn’t draw straightforward humans. I believe a lot of classical Islamic art also had this rule. In the case of the Bird’s Head Haggadah: a Haggadah contains the prayers, stories, and so forth necessary to conduct a Passover Seder. Rather than illustrating humans (in the form of god!) taking part in the seder, they illustrated bird-human hybrids doing so.

Based on the expressions in these pictures, I have to assume some sense of humor was involved.

[black-sasuke]

Protect black women. Fuck the state of Georgia.

[gerbildine]

Same Georgia that, last year, kept Adriana Smith’s brain dead body corpse alive because she was 9 weeks pregnant, against her families pleas by the way. They even forced the babies birth date earlier because she was decomposing! As of 2 weeks ago he was finally taken out of NICU but is still to this day, entirely reliant on oxygen, because he can’t breath on his own. And who pays for this? The government and hospital used a dead black womans body for an experiment after all, so of course they’d at LEAST foot the bill right? Just kidding it’s the family that wanted to put their daughter and grandson to rest of course! It’s only $600,000+ USD!

​

​And to those of you who think you’re safe because you’re ready and wanting to start a family so obviously youre not getting an abortion anyway! So what?? Think again!! Because you can now be charged as a “would be killer” for using pain killers during pregnancy because the same ingredient just HAPPENS to also be found in abortion pills!

They literally used these women as experimental test runs for what they can get away with and they’re getting away with it!!

Justice For Alexia Moore and Adriana Smith

[edgebug]

a thing to always remember is that two or more things can be true. at the same time

[edgebug]

this is especially important to remember during any kind of discourse

[edgebug]

also important is to discern which truths are relevant to the discussion at hand

if you go to a flood preparedness seminar and say "forest fires are also bad!" you are telling the truth. but it is not the appropriate truth for the setting