so sweet, caramel salt~

i wanna hit myself

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haechan: can you believe it? my history professor called me dumb so i told him he’s ugly and balding and his crocs looks like shit so they suspended me and-

yuta: WHAT

yuta: YOUR PROFESSOR WEARS CROCS???

haechan: right?!!

taeyong: something is wrong with this household

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seriously, i blink and i miss about 482627 happenings in ncty

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ten: bow down peasants, it’s me your king, the greatest, cutest, most handsome of all

sungchan, with genuine awe: hyung you’re so cool

also ten: staapphh >▽<

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nct: *does things

nct daily editors: ?????

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stan twt is really THAT toxic huh

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fan: i called for renjun but why did a prince answer instead?

renjun:

renjun: what kind of sappy shi-

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nct: *in the practice room belting happy birthday to a neo

nct: *doesnt follow with “CHAIN!” immediately after highnotes

yuta, in the bathroom: holup-

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EEUUHHHHGKHHEUUGHKUEUGHKKKHEEEEEUGHK THEY REALLY SAID “FROM HOME, TO HOME” STFU 😭😭

sm is wrong for dropping this shit right after that fucking fire of a performance, im malfunctioning

AND THEY HAD TO ADD THE MEMBERS SINGING HBD TO SHOTARO AT THE END the hamnidaaaAAaAhHHHH-CHAIN sends but thats beside the point

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it makes sense that they made RESONANCE a mash-up of unit songs because if it were a new song like black on black, it would have been difficult to fit 23 members and get enough exposure for each of them i mean 23 members in one song? how??

although the mv didn’t do justice to some of the member’s screentime (*coughs haechan and jisung bb), at least the song accomodated all of them (the xiaojun-haechan, doyoung-taeil, renjun highnotes-- i died). AND THE DANCE BREAK AT THE END? JAEHYUN SIR-

AND CENTER JOHNNY??

AND THE AMOUNT OF WAYV EXPOSURE???

Anyway, i really loved the song. It might not be a “new song” but it doesn’t make it any less meaningful as a wrap up for NCT 2020. It fits the nct “neo” brand and ofc the more you listen to it, the more you’ll like it. it just makes me sad how a lot of nctzens put down songs like this and im not surprised like why is it so hard for yall to just enjoy what they worked for omg

watch me jam to it in the shower, my extra ass feeling like i’m playing random play dance

NOW STREAM RESONANCE GODDAMIT!

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jisung, crying in a corner:

mark: what’s wrong?

jisung, sobbing: i told jaemin hyung that my fish died, and you know what he said?

mark: what?

jisung, in jaemin’s voice: sExXyYy~

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Summary of Team ODaPil (+ Haechan and Shotaro) NCT World 2.0

Nct: *trying to figure out how to open the gate*

Jungwoo: holup i got this

Jungwoo: *knock knock knock-knock-knock*

Nct, collectively without fail: do you wanna build a sno- goddammit

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jaemin xiaojun and jeno trying to do tarot reading is an incorrect nct post except that it’s real

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nct, trying to watch doyoung’s drama:

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haechan, shamelessly flirting: hey there handsome~~

jeno: (.◜-◝)?

jeno: (.◜◡◝)♡

haechan:

haechan: *slowly backs away

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nct world 2.0 sports day

00z: *wins

00z: DAS RIGHTTT

00z: *loses

00z:

Haechan: EEYYYYY DAS RIGHTTT

00z: DAS RIIGGHHHTT

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johnny: you know what they say, when the going gets tough-

doyoung: we give up

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haechan: go home johnny, you’re drunk

mark: yeah johnny, go home haha

jungwoo: you’re already drunk johnny

johnny: okay, which one of you touched my whiskey

haechan:

mark:

jungwoo: tf you talkin bout johnny, go home

haechan: yeah, you’re drunk johnny

yuta: don’t they remind you of that three aliens in toy story?

johnny:

yuta: what? I told them they could only have a sip, didn’t expect them to chug the whole thing-