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world hunger cured bc babyboy wont stop serving

#just mogging for absolutely no reason #relax darling youre making me scream cry throw up #dan and phil #phan #hard lauch podcast #dan howell

assignedilyaoftheday

your assigned ilya of the day has been thinking about ruining this leather couch for weeks 😈

ahappydnp

them pushing their beds together to be closer while on tour. another thing I’d read in fic and think wow imagine…

i need to offer a formal apology to everyone who suggested it was a thing they might have done during tatinof era as i scoffed to myself because i thought they could handle one night sleeping separately. i now see the error of my thinking and have grown because of it. i'm truly sorry to dan and phil for assuming they wouldn't bother physically moving hotel furniture

m0ss3ater

being in the phandom in 2026 and its just a diet of my own words from 2018

my fucking apologies for shitting on the phanspiracies i guess

#but im not actually sorry at all #dnp are best friends shooter till i die #yes even now #phan #hard lauch podcast #dan and phil

i simply had to

#questions for your partner of a decade and a half #and other topics #phan #phandom #dan howell #dan and phil #phil lester #phatreon #hard lauch podcast

lucylehane

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

shanebug

love isn't real they made it up for heated rivalry

mymoonandmyshane

i cant find the video but its a kid coming home from school and his moms recording him and the first thing he says after hi was “terrible sandwich by the way mommy” anyways thats baby shane

themoonandmyman

I wish they made heated rivalry level porn. Like actual porn. with dense plot and complex characters. that show hole. obviously

#the fucking dream

lizardsmp3

let’s all live. let’s all just Live

m0ss3ater

fuck i cant believe im alive

#phan

beelze0-0

More than yesterday and less than tomorrow

Prints available here

(ID: sequential art image 1: Ilya Rozanov partially submerged in water with only his eyes above the water from Shane’s point of view image 2: Shane Hollander underwater looking up from Ilya’s point of view end ID)

xueyangapologist

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

#q