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The Trusty Argonian Blade

Volume I, Part II Lifts-Her-Flail: At least this bounty was worth it. Now I can buy some decent rations and a new shield. Guard: Ma’am, did you injure the butcher’s face? Lifts-Her-Flail: Yes, I did. He was making poor-quality romantic advances toward me. Guard: That’s fair. He is a Dingus. Lifts-Her-Flail: Pardon? Guard: Of the Cheydinal Dinguses. It’s legal to injure their faces when they make poor-quality romantic advances. Lifts-Her-Flail: Are there any other unique laws I should know about? Guard: If anyone offers you a “girthy sausage”, you can put fifty gallons of hornets in their pants. Lifts-Her-Flail: … This town is odd.

Guard: Our count is a madman.

End of Volume I Part II

vexwerewolf

What if i just posted all 27 of the Lancer mech memes I've made so far all at once

What if I did that

colbys-creations

Finally I have them all.

vexwerewolf

Good news: there's more.

curiouslyhigh

feinseld

i missed this post

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

spinecutter-archive

my writing gland is purple and swollen

spinecutter-archive

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

lesbeid0u

cellarspirit

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

everydaylouie

heatwave

thedogeveryonehates

new fav video just dropped

briscal

just thawed out another #earlyhominid showing my guy the best meals of the modern day

briscal

he really liked this one

oblivionloading

Martin Septim: "The average dev who was let go was not part of the "14 layers of management", but the backbone of the studio, doing the core work on games we all love. Microsoft's C-suite are the ones who's decisions lead the company to ruin, and throw the crew overboard to make the ship lighter, instead of cutting their own bloated salaries, when they are already so rich as to not need money ever again." Leave your comments to Microsoft about the layoffs in the feedback portal: https://feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/idea/69b8ec0b-7479-f111-9b47-6045bdbd0989

marxism-transgenderism

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

marxism-transgenderism

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

toskarin

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

toskarin

beesmygod

my tummy hurts from laughing

enameledcoppergirl

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