M2-pixie

Ellen, 31. professional whatever slash baker. i mastered English and Medieval Studies. won't shut up about roller derby actually.

[thisbibliomaniac]

"i asked chatgpt" well i asked the girls in my phone, and they answered with love and wisdom and bias

[eggtempest]

one day i will draw……the perfect kirb

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[anglerfl3sh]

dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

88.

[eldritch-daughter]

Are you courting her with ancient texts of forbidden, eldritch knowledge? Are you actually even trying?

[catcrumb]

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

[targetedknowledge]

[etirabys]

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

[transwarlock]

literally

[knottahooker]

to escalate this, react with multiple versions of the same emote because nine different servers all have it available:

[rosemary-for-remembrance]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[writeouswriter]

"it depends" is the most useful and versatile phrase in the world, except when it isn't, because you know, it depends

[hungwy]

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?