Ya'll motherfuckers need Quetzacoatl

sometimes the bullshit people manage to come up with is astonishing. I follow the tag "m3xkeleton" icon by Rakkuguy

[divorcemaster]

who wants a tarot reading

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lierdumoa]

This is a witch origin story.

[bentlharam-deactivated20191125]

[christianstepmoms]

whoever animated this belongs on adult swim

[armorbird-archive]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[armorbird-archive]

here’s a transparent version of my vinny with a gun image if any of you even wanted one

[evangelion-shitposting]

[becausebirds]

please…go on.

[pissvortex]

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

[pissvortex]

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

[pissvortex]

HE’S NOT DEAD

[pissvortex]

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

[pissvortex]

[tamwah]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[carbink]

reblog to get sued instantly

[carnalsuggestions]

Tits or ass?

“The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.” –Aristotle

[luckyfaeth]

“Definitely ass” - Plato

[askspiderqueen]

@superrisu

Road to Diamond: how to steal a baron twice while blind

[superrisu]

I can’t stop watching this I’m crying. I walk away so confused both times LOL 

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

tfw seeing a rock in a zoo on the other side of the earth

[nusitram]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[beachcave]

sorry mom, can’t go to school. you know the drill.

[m3xkeleton]

@dan-rowbell

[susanoomon]

Its time™

[susanoomon]

ITS COMING!

[susanoomon]

[hollygohardly]

that’s it that’s the whole show