If I knew you were coming

I'd have baked a cake

[houston-spies]

The Houston Spies lineup! Sprites under the cut!

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[zagreus]

Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham

[spicybakery]

i’m vegan

[zagreus]

Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam

[nickelodeonhistory]

the nickelodeon new year’s 1998 countdown with stick stickly and the cast of all that at nickelodeon studios

[getmoneyghoul]

the strong must protect the sweet

[poisondynamite]

They are going to team up in the new story mode

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

if u say u wouldnt fuck a werewolf first of all ur lying and second ur a coward

[wizardwank]

[incorrectrdr-blog]

Kieran: I suggest not picking a fight with me. Kieran: Because I will cry very loudly and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us.

[van-damn-linde]

this is it, this is the whole game

[dragondicks]

[surprise--buttsecks]

he see me

[murallamuerta]

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[grunge-k]

[jaidefinichontv]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[sitcomlesbian]

[splatoonus]

Splatfest is almost here! Are you fighting for the diced deliciousness of Team Salsa, or are you looking for an avocado advantage with Team Guacamole? Splatfest kicks off Friday, 11/16, at 8:00pm PT!

[marsixm]

[serperoir]