Machiata

Just something that keeps me awake

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[shubbabang]

[noodleddragon]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[thememedaddy]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[anxietyproblem]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[the-big-mood]

Post like Pokemon were real.

[the-big-mood]

[wolfprincezz]

when the weather keeps changing because some mf keeps using Rain Dance

[inkyxcare-bearxskittles]

...I'm gonna be a lil late coming in today

[the-big-mood]

Me after waking up 6 hours late for my shift due to using a Jiggly Puff as a sleep aid

[ruinedchildhood]

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[beardedmrbean]

[peanutgallerymemes]

then it’s a race to find a new one before i kill mys—

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[memeuplift]

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[supersoftly]

Link for extension :3c

[cricketcat9]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?