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michelle, 29, she/her, normal about media consumption

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[maezanilla]

Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!

[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[micromontage]

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[macroplastic]

concept: iwtv season 3 but they show me the events that happen on screen

[halleywars]

[failvillain]

claudia says she hates my guts move on next scene. you say you love me move on next scene. you say you stalked me for 52 years move on next scene. i was in love with a boy once he killed himself he was my first love move on next scene. armand was there move on next scene. I'm telling you we started hanging out offscreen move on next scene. my mom and i killed our whole family move on next scene. I'm on an apology tour syke move on next scene. i have a body double oops hes dead move on next scene. i was in aa with your guitarist move on next scene. i don't have transformational trauma now im in cahoots with my maker move on next scene. god forbid we let the weight of anything settle

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[macroplastic]

well that was certainly a season of a tv show

[macroplastic]

amc’s episode release “schedule” so horrendous that it’s inspiring secret sherlock episode style theories 😭

[emily-e-draws]

shelter from a summer storm 🌿

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[thranduilland]

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

[orriculum]

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century