Incorrect [or are they?] NCT Quotes

Yep, another incorrect NCT blog.

[mad-lifenct]

MARK IS LEAVING NCT???!

[mad-lifenct]

Daniel: My love for you is like the sun. Burning passion.

Mark: Oh yeah? MY love for you is like the ocean! Deep!

Daniel: Oh really? MY love for you is like space! ENDLESS!

Jihyo: I can’t believe I have to deal with you two.

[mad-lifenct]

Kun, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “sm entertainment basement”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-

Ten: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Lucas: *off key kazoo*

Kun:

Kun: -there is no intelligent life here

[mad-lifenct]

Are you still doing the ask game? If so question 16

Yeah, why not? :) Thanks for asking

16. Favorite ‘mom’ figure?

NGL, it’s probably LE from EXID... because she loves EXID so much but literally the entirety EXID are little shits who are just... so lovable but tease her and annoy her 24/7

[mad-lifenct]

Lucas:

Lucas: h-

Mark: hAHA HA HA HAHHAHAHAHAHSAHAHSHDFA

[mad-lifenct]

Chenle: I have never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek.

Chenle: Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around

[mad-lifenct]

Doyoung: there's only one thing worse than dying

Doyoung: *rips off paper to reveal 'Jeno' written above dying*

Haechan: *gasps* jENO

Doyoung: NO

[dokkiyoung]

happy birthday,  kim doyoung  ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧

[mad-lifenct]

Kun: Ever since Chenle learned about Stan language from Johnny, he’s been going around talking like he’s on Twitter.

Chenle: Oof,,, my wig is snatched,,, the tea is scorching,,,

Kun: Please stop.

[mad-lifenct]

Taeyong: I used to want to be the leader of an infinite number of kids

Suho: and what do you want to be now?

Taeyong: normal

Suho: [sighs] me too

[mad-lifenct]

Ten: *yawns*

Hendery: *trying to flirt* I suppose being so pretty must be tiring…

Ten: uhm, so you must be exhausted.

Hendery, blushing:

Ten: ;)

Kun: oh, really, guys? Really? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?

[mad-lifenct]

Mark, a trainee: *praying* Hey, it’s me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly the same age? Someone cool though. Please? It’s all I ask for. I just want a sweet friend in my age range. Please…

Lucas, walking into SM: 🤘🏻😉YOOOOO WHAT’S GOOD HAHA🤪😎IM LUCAS😛🤣HONG KONG BORN🤓😆SOUTH KOREA RAISED😗😱LEZ GIDDIT🤩😏MY BROSKIS😍😅

Mark: *praying and sobbing* Jesus, what the fuck-

[mad-lifenct]

Jaemin: I love everybody.

Jaemin: Except for Jeno.

Jaemin: I love him a little more.

[thecoolerecho]

Discuss:

[mad-lifenct]

Renjun: Is that a hickey?

Jeno: No, it’s a mosquito bite

Jaemin: *walks in* Hey guys, wh-

Haechan: Hey, mosquito

[mad-lifenct]

Johnny: Why do you still sleep with a plushie?

Doyoung: Because I'm lonely bitch get out

[hyuslug-deactivated20190113]

everyone say thank you mark lee

[mad-lifenct]

I bet he fcking twerks to cardi b in his room when no one’s watching omg