Fort Asshole

[shock]

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

[lostfootagefoundepisode]

i cant go to psychiatric care, they’ll take me to the ableist indie horror game asylum if i do

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

they’ll put my drawings on sixpenceee.tumblr.com 

[boowomp]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[beau-loves-roses-deactivated202]

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie

[thyrell]

THYRELL HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TUMBLRCORE ON TIKTOK

fucking what

[thyrell]

i know its been years since the wars between hipster and fandom blogs but if these people try to come back we need to be ready we need to support our fandom brothers in arms because im pretty sure these people are going to try to sell us products

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

we must bring him back but as a weapon

[midnight-sloth]

[bestof-tiktok]

[glitter-pear]

it’s called a what?!

oh my god it is

is it really going to say ass of the bag???

cowards

[gitout-guiteau-deactivated20230]

HGDYKDFCCHCKHKHCHCKGCHKCLC

[callsigndreadfrost]

I'm sorry but I refuse to leave this in the tags.

[bulllla-deactivated20230629]

Tolkien did know this, he left specific instructions on how to translate his works and what to keep. Which is why Bilbo Baggins from Bag End became Bilbon Sacquet de Cul-de-Sac

[mananabuffins]

BILBO FROM THE ASS END OF HOBBITSVILLE

[dynamohedron]

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[mcdonaldsrussia-deactivated2022]

absolutely hate when people say bonfires are bad for the environment. people have been burning shit forever. what we haven’t been doing forever is hyperconsumerism and flying in planes and having billionaires own 500 yachts

[mellie-mp3]

[evilkitsch-archive]

we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen

[nflstreet]

freud said that men want to be with people that resemble their mothers. not me though, i want to fuck women from fighting games i’ve never played

[dongulator]

[cyle]

Meta is poised to suffer the largest one-day wipeout in corporate history. Its valuation slumped by nearly $220 billion when Wall Street ope

In its fourth-quarter earnings Wednesday, Meta said Facebook user numbers were down for the first time, as its metaverse business lost $10 b

[cyle]

nobody wants the metaverse

nobody wants to use facebook anymore

👏

[carnival-phantasm]

Great ad guys

[sirfrogsworth]

I love watching How It’s Made. Though I wish they would go one level deeper. They show all of these manufacturing processes with gigantic proprietary custom engineered machines that spit out 4 billion Cheetos at once. I want to see how those are made. I want to see a show called How They Make the Things That Make Things.

That is truly some of the most creative engineering I’ve ever seen. Like, my brother designs airplane wings for fighter jets. Which is cool… but wings haven’t changed much in decades. He’s kind of a… re-engineer. (Sorry, bro.)

Whereas a custom built machine that sharpens dozens of pencils at once must have had some interesting trial and error problem-solving. How did they settle on this design and what other designs did they try?

Or how did they make this ice cream sandwich masturbation mechanism. 

I want to see the messy test footage of ice cream going everywhere on the beta version. 

Who engineers these things? How are they built? How much do they cost? 

I might have to go on a YouTube hunt. 

[anxietyproblem]