Love Begins
Andulka
Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
ellievsbear
d e v o n
PR's Tumblrdome
@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Product Placement
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@madame-smiley
Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks
reblog this image to die instantly
Anyone who reblogs this post before April 30th will get a mood board based off their blog
I wanna make mood boards but I’m running low on ideas (no nsfw blogs)
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
@madame-smiley
why are we like this?
@doobiehero @madame-smiley
my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty
update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge
she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties.
#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”
corn snakes are not lap snakes; give them anything less than 100% of your attention for 15 seconds and they’ve gone over your shoulder, through your blankets, rearranged their tank, texted your ex, hailed a cab, and stolen the declaration of independence
@madame-smiley
style has come to a new high
@madame-smiley
social network for babies and theres just tons of one word posts like “blanket” and 9 babies like the post
Today the Department of Awesome Natural Wonders is smitten with this love lobster, who was discovered with a heart-shaped formation of barnacles on its back. Romance among crustaceans is alive and well.
[via Neatorama]
crusty heart was always one of the less popular care bear cousins… but he is good and kind
the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me: that's fair.
HERE COME SOME SPECIAL BOYS
Look at that pancake go. :]
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The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler
My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.
Every time he sees it, he balls up.
I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.
However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!
He was nervous at first…
But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.
Pretty soon it became his best friend!
There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!
Including protecting him from the other stapler.
The moral of the story?
My snake is a weirdo.
Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.
He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!
This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!
Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?
Absolutely not.
UPDATE: it’s 2016 and I’m pleased to announce that he’s FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler!
He likes it now!
Tell him I’m proud of him
This post is so pure!
i’m more and more convinced that the defining characteristic of pythons is “Afraid of The Thing”
Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!
