[electrovert]

[electrovert]

She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

[gowns]

[allsadnshit]

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5

[sassbewitchedmyass]

You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didn’t know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, they’re both stuck. But they’re together.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: They like to sleep in the ‘bear pit’ now

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: Jaime Lannister #3 and Brienne like to sleep in the food bowl

The other Jaime Lannister’s prefer to nap on an old broom

[kamikaze-kumquat]

This is the only Game of Thrones content I will allow on my blog.

[allthingseurope]

Salzburg, Austria (by Anna MJ.)

[dirtylittledamsel]

cops on Queer Eye:

are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find

their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked

when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 

let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest

let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks

take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves

their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen

the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

[gaysemiotics]

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

[nerdyfacts]

Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.

(Source.)

[queertillyarchive]

a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself

[dandypauper]

macbeth but instead of a witch prophecy he just falls for one of those nigerian prince email scams

[catsthefun]

Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today

[operaqueen]

Julie Andrews on location in Salzburg, for the filming of The Sound of Music. 1965.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-am-verybusy]

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

[bich-the-moss]

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

[ziraseal]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

[hummingirls]

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

[asiantheatre]

Is anybody listening? I open my mouth and nothing comes out.

[hadestownthemusical]

She’s so heartbreaking in this. 

[galahadwilder]

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

[theotheryongbok]

This is the wholesome content I signed up for

[knighthawkchapter]

Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:

“Wakanda Forever…”

Diana just smiles…

[littlemissonewhoisall]

The cross continuity friendship we deserve 

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

[galahadwilder]

Someone made art!

[parlezvousladybug]

You are forgetting that during the initial introduction Shuri is there recording it, and dying laughing the entire time.

[latenighton]

Does anyone else love bad weather? Like the kind that’s loud and dark and draws attention to its self like pounding rain drops and thunder and lightning that seems just so close. And you can sit near a window and it’s dark outside and maybe you’ve got a candle lit or a lamp and it’s so warm inside and you’re wearing you’re favourite sweater and watching a good show or reading a good book and it’s beautiful outside the rain and the clouds and the sound of it all and you’re just so content and cosy and happy

[rue-scribe-deactivated20220416]

guillermo del toro is doing what tim burton thinks he's doing

[poor-boy-orpheus]

You're right and you should say it

[whitepeopletwitter]