Twisted Story Time

A fat succubus trying to figure things out in this human world... 24/ black woman/ she-her-it pronouns. I like anime, video games, metal music, dark humor and weapons. But I also like cute things like plushies, animals and cute guys being tied up and spanked :D This is a random blog but still NSFW so get lost if your under the age of 18.

[kyloren]

CUTE LITTLE PANTHER IN SNOW ❄️

credit: @mainecoonqueens on Instagram.

[garden--ghoul]

[wannabe-davis]

[gnomercy]

if you have an axolotl fursona you are legally required to advocate for their survival in the wild, sorry

[gnomercy]

axolotls are dying en masse due to pollution and they are only alive and popularized as pets today due to their usefulness in animal testing due to their regenerative properties Send Text

[archiveofolives]

for those wanting proof:

:(

[roskii]

Save the axolotls!!!

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[thelichboi]

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

[everystarstorm]

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

[urbisie]

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

[tyleroakley]

the climax really delivered

[graveweaverold]

vanilla stories

[socialistexan]

[aprillikesthings]

[nessynoname]

Just want everyone to know that there is more footage of people crying in 160 episodes of Steven Universe than there is footage of Sakura and Sasuke interacting together in the entire 673 episode and 11 movie run of Naruto, and those two supposedly get married after that show.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[qezeqen]

[inked-up-gentleman-deactivated2]

This is how I picture myself when I retire…

[lastsonlost]

This dog is living the dream.

[madamesuccubus247]

Me as a cute dog.

May sand never touch their nums.

[sarahseeandersen]

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[sarahseeandersen]

[sarahseeandersen]

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Remember when they subtly but clearly told us a little girl had been murdered?

[norseminuteman]

It’s almost like you actually don’t need to depict graphic murder, rape, and torture to elicit a serious and emotional response from your audience. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

[shock777archive]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 

[raisinbrancereal]

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

[thechaotictrickster]

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

I wasn't expecting that

[puppehgal]

[madamesuccubus247]

I'm sorry what?!

[apichiins-deactivated20251208]

Majima is fucking dead