I CANNOT get over @asexualzoroââs headcanon that Brook doesnât know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.
brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain
Edit: itâs canon
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I CANNOT get over @asexualzoroââs headcanon that Brook doesnât know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.
brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain
Edit: itâs canon
just made the best non-looping gif i think
i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!
Everybody looking at this post
yeah okay ill reblog that
I don't actually know the extent of Booster's powers so if he can yeet people into the the next galaxy please ignore
Trust Throw - Finished
The fringe Parasitic Encephalization Theory claims our nervous system is a parasite that took over the body of the earliest vertebrate ancestor. It captures 20% of the body's resources, while staying separate from the blood and being considered unique by the immune system.
While very few defend this theory, one fact supports it: If the body dies while the skull is open, the brain and spinal cord sometimes detach and briefly flail outside, in what could perhaps be an ancient host-seeking reflex.
FUCK THEY GOT ME
Still Feel by Half Alive
(there is a second of flashing at the start was unsure if i should tag it or not, but this is the warning)
[youtube video link]
THIS FUCKS SOOOOO HARD HOLY SHIT
just sayin'
This should be taught in school.
there's a reason this ISNT taught in school. it's because they want you to believe that your struggles are your fault and not the fault of the ruling class hoarding all the wealth
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I love when Clark uses Bruce (and his kids) as his baseline for average, normal human. Ranging from gym routines, to illness and injury recovery to simply what's considered normal knowledge. Like, sure Clark could look up the standard for an American white male, but like. Clark never expects to have someone asking him detailed questions about his workout or about how long it took him to get over his last flu. Plus, he takes sick and injury leave for Superman reasons, and his default is to just use whatever the last reason for Bruce being benched was (or rather, the last, most reasonable for a normal human to have happen to him).
Cue Clark saying something "oh, yeah, I had to take for an hour the last three weeks for physical therapy for that dislocated shoulder. But it's all good now."
Coworker, who had previously dislocated their shoulder, and was worried for Clark due to him being such a sweetheart: "you... just had three days of physical therapy for a dislocated shoulder?"
Clark, thinking about how Bruce did his physical therapy by himself aside from once a week when Alfred or Dick would help him, "I mean, I was also doing it at home too?"
Clark learns that 99% of Bruce's injury recovery protocol is inhumane by most standards and leaves work and flies straight to the Cave to regale Bruce with the timeline of Craig's (the coworker) rotator cuff surgery and how apparently you're not supposed to put weight on it for months and did you know that, Bruce?
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce, internally: god I wish I could spend three months not putting weight on this fucking shoulder. Craig doesn't know how lucky he is.
Nah Clarkâs a farm boy, he learn his recovery time from his dad Jon. Just throw some dirt on it and get back to work.
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: âomg omg lemon starts HEREâ yâall are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked âlemonâ and itâd just be them making out, and sometimes theyâd just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DONâT READ!
A/N: please donât sue me, o anime overlords, Iâm not making any money off of this! Iâm just a broke student! I donât have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when thereâd be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I donât get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.Â
Street kid: You know the story of Wayne Manor?
Jason: No?
Street Kid: They say the manor was haunted long before Gotham was even settled. If you stand in the center of it at midnight, you can hear screams comeing from the walls, strange animals crawling in the woods and bad luck follows you like a shadow. Strange things happen on that property because of The Kid.
Jason: The Kid?
Street Kid: A boy who was murdered and haunts the area. Apparently still searching for his sister that was kidnapped there too.
Jason: Wait how was she kidnapped if The Kid was there before Gotham was settled? Like who knew that fact? Did the kidnapped go around saying he did it?
Street Kid: Damn, you have no sense of wonder do you?
Jason: It just doesn't make sense. It's obviously a bunch of lies rich people made up.
Street Kid: Bet you wouldn't feel like that if you saw The Kid.
Jason: Bet I would! Bet you nothing would even happened!
Street Kid: Oh yeah? Go to Wayne Manor then! Prove me wrong!
Jason: I will!
Street Kid watching him leave: Excellent. Another sacerfical lamb for my master. Soon I shall have a full set of siblings.
Danny eating breakfast with Bruce: *Shivers*
Bruce: You alright, love?
Danny: I dont know why, but I got the oddest feeling a child of mine just did something stupid. Where is Dick?
Bruce: He's cosplaying some homeless kid from a show with Barbara in the city. Said something about finding someone to play his brother?
Danny:You don't think he's trying to kidnapped a sibling again do you?
Bruce: No I think he learn his lesson after Tim.
Tim: I liked being kidnapped
Danny: We know, honey.
Tim: I got two dads now!
Danny: We know, Honey.
Tim:Sometimes I think Dick got effected by Phantom's ectoplasm and grew his own Obsessions. Like how Bruce grew Obsessioned with Batman and I'm really into following people and taking photos. Ghosts make people go mad!
Danny: We know, honey.
DCxDP fanfic idea: Farmer's Market Gossip
Bruce Wayne enjoys visiting the farmers' market, especially the one in Smallville. Something was refreshing about wandering stall to stall, looking over fresh fruit, baked goods, and little handmade nicknacks.
One of the best parts was realizing that almost no one recognized him. Maybe in a place like Gotham, where his face and his activities were always splattered on news outlets and gossip rags, it made it hard for him to go unnoticed unless he actively disguised himself.
That wasn't a problem in here.
People didn't follow the rich here in the same way they followed celebrities. Why would they care that Bruce made a fool of himself at a fancy gala in a random street they had never seen or heard of? Why would his donations to charities matter when the charities never reach this far out here? Why would they bother to look deeper in the thought of Don't I know that guy from somewhere? while he browsed the tomatoes.
State terrorism charges have been dropped against Luigi Mangione. He is still on trial for the lesser charge of 2nd-degree murder.
source
WONDERFUL to hear on 1,221 days left
reminder: keep up with saying he IS NOT THE UHC SHOOTER, they haven't proven that he is, keep insisting he and the UHC shooter are separate entities.
Important reminder- thank you
I mentioned this to my mother the other day, that i dont think he even did it, and she pulled a "wtf" face and was like "how did you come to that conclusion" so I laid out the various things that don't add up and the glaring procedural fuck ups and the targetted campaign to make everyone think he's guilty.
At one point she goes "ok, but hold on - if he didnt do it then why did he confess?" She was FLOORED when I told her that he hadn't. That he has maintained his innocence since the start.
And this is my mother, who is usually across this kind of thing. She had no idea about the missing bodycam footage that happens to align with the time they took his backpack out of sight before bringing it back and opening it for the """"""first""""" time and finding the supposed evidence inside.
She straight up thought that HE was the one who called himself in. Thought he'd gone to Macca's for a last burger then called the cops on himself and confessed. When she learned that wasnt true, she was SHOCKED.
Keep talking to people about this. Keep reiterating that they havent found him guilty of anything yet, and that they've breached his rights in several different ways since arresting him, and that he and the UHC shooter are almost certainly different people.
Too many people think that he confessed. Too many think that he's guilty, when the odds are good that he VERY MUCH IS NOT.
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018
Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
âGirls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every dayâ
You fuckin CLOWNS think youâre a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think youâre a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because heâs nice.
Yâall ainât Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
âbarely a Guy Gardnerâ is the sickest comics related burn Iâve heard to date.Â
Old Mate
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Treasure
This is a mashup of various tropes. Donât like donât read. May include
- deaged danny
- Damian x Dani (serious chaos)
- dead Jazz
- dead Sam
- dead Tucker
- not-shit parent Vlad (kinda)
- the Waynes have a strength kink
So when Danny is 18 and have safely moved out, has financial security and can go no contact with his parents he decides to tell him that heâs Phantom.
It doesnât go well.
By the time Jazz Sam and Tucker find him he is deaged to around 6. The fentonworks lab explodes.
Dani, who is 16 and was on her way to visit, came just in time to sift through the rubble and find Danny, who has only had enough memory to recognize her as his sister. She also finds three dead bodies. Jack and Maddie survived.
Scared and mourning, she takes Danny and runs to Vlad, who realizes how terrible and obsessed Jack and Maddie were and gives Dani lots of money to hide somewhere where the Jack and Maddie wouldnât dare to look- at least not for a little while.
Gotham.
So she takes Danny and changes their names.
Elliot âElleâ Jasmine Nightingale and Daniel James Nightingale, brothers and sister duo.
Dani- now Elle- still holds a grudge on Vlad, coupled with the Fenton stubbornness, she insists that she can pay rent/bills/groceries/etc. she gets an apartment in crime alley.
Because Elle doesnât want to leave a paper trail, she does a less-than-legal job.
She joins a fight rink under the name of Phantasm.
And sheâs great at it.
Shes spend the money on education for Danny, ignoring her education for the moment until Danny is old enough to join school.
Damian and Bruce were having major arguments, mostly about his violence and Damian quits being Robin and becomes Nocturne. (Bc I love that name)
He undercover a fight rink and thinks if he busts the rink Bruce will trust him enough.
He does recon and quickly realizes that one of the fighters was incredible, winning fight after fight without causing major injures to her opponents. Her name was Phantasm.
He decides that in order to find out more about her, he has to join undercover. It was only to take down the fight rink and learn more about the beautiful fighter that could bend him in half and nothing more.
Damian joins under the name of Ghoul and swipes some DNA from Elle, learns her (fake) name her (fake) backstory (family died in an heated lab explosion) but doesnât understand why a chunk of her DNA was unreadable (ghost part of her DNA)
After a bit of digging, realized she didnât attend school and the next morning Elle waked up to a letter starting that her full-ride scholarship to Gotham Academy has be approved (GA offers a afterschool care for students with younger siblings)
Elle never applied and is confused but accepts after Vlad, Ember, and Kitty convinced her.
She coincidentally is put in the most of the same classes as Damian, who she eventually crushes on befriends because heâs hot sheâs suspicious of his faint and funky ecto signature.
So shenanigans include (not in this order and are optional)
- GALA where Vald announces her as Vlad Co heiress and the are invited to the gala and get a bit sus of Elle bc Vlad is sus
- JASON AS ELLEâS NEIGHBOR is actively trying to set up/prevent Damian and Elle getting together (either one works, as long as the plans fail comically)
- PRINCESS ELLE OF YHE INFINITE RELAMS + SUMMONING
- TALIA ATTEMPTING TO KIDNAP DANNY because he looked like Bruce/she wants another son and Elle absolutely beating her 7 different ways to Sunday and Talia telling Damian that she approves of her
- ELLE DESTABILIZING/GETTING REALLY SICK and Danny calls Damian in a panic because he knows Elle trusts him even if she wonât admit it
- ELLE GETS SAVED BY NOCTURNE and Elle instantly clocks him as Damian bc of his ecto signature and rips him a new one because look how vigilantism turned out for Danny
- THE BATFAM THINKING DANNY IS THE CLONE OF ELLE and investigating Cadmus, who could have ties to the GIW somehow
- ELLE BECOMING A SORT OF SERIAL KILLER to protect Danny (check the comments @emerald-fox-93 linked it :)))
- DASH BECOMING A GCPD COP AND HAVING TO ARREST ELLE because she killed someone who tried to kidnap Danny. Damian picks her up from the station after she calls him.
- PAULINA BECAME A LAYWER FOR WE bc I saw a post like that and it was fire. She eventually fights for the removal of the AEA (anti ecto acts)
- THE OTHER BATS GENUINELY BECOMING CONCERNED and began to think that Elle is mind-controlling Damian because he keeps brushing them off to hang out with her
- DAN JOINING THE JLA and calling up Elle when he needs her help and Damian being there and being like âwtf??â
Jack and Maddie eventually find Danny and Elle and Elle vanishes. Danny- who Elle hid when the Fentons stormed the apartment- calls Damian sobbing and pleading for him to find Elle because the bad people are going to hurt her.
Damian, knowing little to nothing about her situation, basically goes ballistic trying to find her. The family, titans, and the League gets involved because one 15 year old doesnât realize he has a massive crush on his classmate. He calls up that every favors he is owed (and some that is not) so now basically almost the entire LOA is after a 15 year old girl who was kidnapped by the two mad scientists who are committing around 16 wars crimes.
They find her after the ghosts sheâs Still in contact with realize she hasnât texted in a while and theyâll help Damian on his manhunt
And because Elle is the high princess, the entire ghost zone is ready to help Damian get their princess/queen/regent back
Jack and Maddie never stood a chance.
Any more ideas?? Please tag me and comment đ :))