Tales From Another Broken Wrist

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[ritahayworrth]

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

[ritahayworrth]

link to article

[xycuro-illuminati]

[oohbrother]

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[stargazermeadow]

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

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Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

[metalbatteryzone]

[rowanberrypop]

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

[creativitycache]

“Now everybody do the propaganda” while they make finger guns is WILD

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

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[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[pardonmystardust]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[sillysayaka]

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

[highdrainjah]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn't stop to think if they could"

[madderruz]

this is just daily life for them

based on this meme:

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

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[theloopus]

gay 70s copaganda thesis is actually about the inherent homoeroticism of the western genre and the cultural image of the male cowboy it borrows from. or as Susan Sarandon once put it, "They got their guns out because they couldn't get their dicks out"

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[monkeyislandtwo]

i fucking love images of comments that have something a little stupid but not necessarily awful and it has like a ton of downvotes/dislikes. idk why i find it so funny

[weaponsofclairvoyance]