Student loans(via)

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

Discoholic 🪩

Andulka
hello vonnie
No title available

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

shark vs the universe
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
todays bird

Janaina Medeiros
h
Monterey Bay Aquarium

JBB: An Artblog!
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from China

seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Brazil

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from New Zealand

seen from Indonesia
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Nigeria

seen from United Kingdom
@maddie695
Student loans(via)
Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.
not gonna risk scrolling past this
When one of your customers spanks your ass
i thought it was about working in retail omg
Definitely also retail lmao
LMFAOOOO omg I thought it was retail too
someone: haha you know when you’re in the group chat or hanging out in a group and–
me, leaning in so my lips touch the mic: I Have No Friends
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.
fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B
b
hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..
j
eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share
Impossible decision