Hi.

Here in body, not in spirit. =]

[madlyloop]

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[madlyloop]

They had ONE SIX jobs!

To be honest, I didn't even know they could do that much...

Is this why my memory has curse of vanishing?

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[zajef37]

who is worse

john

other john

Remaining time: 19 hours 10 minutes

[madlyloop]

[animentality]

[superbeans89]

My mam has a few of these, including Debatrify (remove a battery from something), and Hang a horse (hold your horses)

[beardedmrbean]

I'm gonna integrate Debatrify into my vocabulary now, seems a very cromulent word.

[madlyloop]

Anything can be it's own opposite if you add "n't" to the end.

Just gonna leave this here for future reference...

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[madlyloop]

Making 15 different alt accounts and systematically replacing your most trusted inner circle so I can win every argument always.

[madlyloop]

Mission failed. You replaced my trusted inner circle first. The plan was doomed from the start.

[madlyloop]

The best way to end a statement about your character is "which is what a [[character trait]] person would say"

For example:

"I am a very trustworthy person which is something a very trustworthy person would say."

It's basically full proof! How could they NOT believe you? You said it was something a trustworthy person would say. What are they going to do? Disagree?

[madlyloop]

*say something vague or confusing*

*immediately hangs up phone when asked for clarification*

[madlyloop]

*slugs back half a quart of lemon juice*

*starts speaking to someone who is clearly several years my elder*

Back when I was your age

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[madlyloop]

I don't Understand. (I'm not an understander.)

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’m going to make you go to a timeshare presentation.

[madlyloop]

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[madlyloop]

You do NOT want to open that can of soda rn

It's kinda alot.

[crabussy]

extremely fond of and perplexed by this website

[madlyloop]

The tension between you and the bus I'm about to throw you under.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[madlyloop]

I'm okay with it but only if I'm in the lead

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

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