Mad man with a microphone

I'm Ulysses. Brazilian. 30. Singer, actor and fan of stuff. My main things are Superwholock, merlin, dragon age, elvis and some extra stuff. Also big on David Tennant and Peter Capaldi. This is my personal blog, so you'll find a bit of everything here.

[catchymemes]

[your-starless-eyes-remain]

forever haunted by hozier's face when he sings "put me back in it" (and by haunted i mean i'm clawing my eyes out)

[beggars-opera]

#so much of the allure of Hozier is due to him resembling a Byzantine painting of Christ’s anguished visage

[madmanwithamicrophone]

Hey, guys!

Twitter is being banned in Brazil so I guess i'm back

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[cringethursday]

My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

[cringethursday]

No I’m still not over this - this man along with two other graduate students rigged a Tesla coil and a faraday cage without a budget and the arcs of electricity that came off of it hit things in the room like exposed gas pipes. He found a thick piece of plexiglass that he sawed into smaller pieces, he found a screwdriver that he filed down to a sharp point, and he reasoned that by charging the plexiglass with a shit ton of excess electrons and striking it with the screwdriver-ice pick immediately after flipping the coil off but before the energy in the room had a chance to dissipate, they could see the physical path of the conducted electricity as it conducted through the excess electrons.

These men rigged up an empty storage closet in their lab with the faraday cage and Tesla coil and ran their little experiment. My professor ran into the room the instant the coil was turned off, grabbed the grounded screwdriver-ice pick, and stabbed the plexiglass millimeters away from the edge where he could’ve missed.

And it worked.

This man captured a god damn lightning strike in physical media. That shape is from the electricity breaking through the structure of the plexiglass. That’s literally the conduction path.

Anyway I was talking to one of the lab instructors about it and she put her head in her hands and literally groaned. “I wish John hadn’t told you that story.”

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[gallifreyan-heart]

[notyoujamie]

[gallifreyan-heart]

I love this so so very much.

[doccywhomst]

RIP Bernard Cribbins (1928-2022) 😢❤

[gallifreyan-heart]

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[sadpearonmars]

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

[lucyflawless]

[madmanwithamicrophone]

oh my god they were super gay weren’t they?

[christophernolan]

Are you making a bargain with the universe? You’ll save the world to let her live.

[hollowboobtheory]

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[captainjonnitkessler]

I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site

[just-a-normal-eccentric]

“We brought in Neil Gaiman”

the fuck you did, he lives here

[mothmanismyuncle]

“we brought in neil gaiman”

you pulled him unceremoniously from his bed to go sit on the couch is what you did

[still-gathering-roses]