Welcome To Wunderland

[prokopetz]

Feeling guilty about eating fatty foods because there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and more calories means more complicity.

[xadnem]

If the act of consumption is the unethical part, wouldn't maximizing calorie density be the least unethical thing to do? Consuming things with less calories requires more consumption per consumption, and that's just wasteful.

[classyartichoke]

This too can be optimized if you eat a lot of food all at once, minimizing consumption by duration in addition to volume.

Despite indication to the contrary, horkin down substantial food balls ala Ed Edd n Eddy jawbreakers is ethically optimal.

This, coincidentally, re-establishes hamsters and other cheek-filling rodents as morally superior and predisposed towards Nirvana (same as it ever was)

[torchickentacos]

i was not built for employment

[ash-and-art]

The fun thing about Queer as an identifier is they cant chop you off or reorganize you into obscurity. Queer is for everyone. You cant cut the T off of a Q.

[adrianfridge]

Legitimately this is exactly why “queer is a slur” is a TERF dog whistle. They don’t want people reclaiming queer because queer is too inclusive for them to easily exclude people

[somafalls]

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[emptyjunior]

there is a high chance this is a maze and not a labyrinth. if you START IN THE RIGHT PLACE it is a labyrinth and the only way to begin is by Beginning

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[madrabid]

That looks like hands in pockets

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[seriously-though-wtf]

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

[helila]

Confessions of a Former Bastard Cop

I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.

[anobeko]

👆Really really good article by the way. Feels like a good piece to show to folks you know who are still on the fence about things like police or prison abolition. Plus the pseudonym the author uses is hysterical, and he's really quite a good writer.

[subsequentlysilly]

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

[fagcrisis]

i really really hate liberals who do volunteering for orgs that help the homeless and then write thinkpieces about how a lot of homeless people are very educated and hardworking and its not at all their fault that theyre unhoused like. even if ur hypothetical homeless person is addicted to every drug abused their whoever commited many crimes and their situation is every bit their fault. no one deserves to live on the street.

[fagcrisis]

what walking/cycling around the city every night with a bike basket full of sandwiches accompanied only by another volunteer for almost a yeat has taught ME is that in the winter its really cold and after an hour we both wanted to go in anywhere warm, but every single business requires you to be a paying customer to sit inside, subway stations have staff that chase you away if youre sitting there long enough and even heating vents have spikes on them, and that in the summer its incredibly hot even at night and cops chase you away from fountains and the city is full of tourists and partying people that make it impossible to sleep on benches and that in the spring it rains and in the fall it also rains and that your only source of food is going to be a couple of teenagers and uni students volunteering in their spare time to make you a sandwich. and my conclusion from this, is what everyones conclusion should be. this is inhumane and no one deserves to live this way

[loading-excuses]

What D20 quotes/moments live rent free in your brain?

For me it’s

“you have to smoke this or ill lie” and the way the rogue teacher called adaine a loser in fhjy

“my name is norman ‘skip’ takamori”

the way baron says “riz gukgak”

“romänce pærtner”

“EDIT AROUND IT!”

emily pretending to be fig as she falls off seacaster manor in fhjy and the edit of it that looks like the elmo fire meme

“toxic masculinity is dead! i dance now!”

“the lawnmower!” “the lawnmower????”

“gonna kill that dog man” and brennan doing the tongue in cheek gesture

any time lou speaks as pinocchio

“i am the setting”

every time ally beardsley rolls a nat20

“ally also has -3 to dex” and every moment that encapsulates that

it’s 3am in a warehouse

“shall be hence forth known in adventuring law as the party foul!”

aabria saying “i do have alert i can’t be surprised” brennan’s immediate expression of ‘oh no’ followed up by rehka going “you know you can be surprised? bwennan”

the way erika plays ava in burrows end

“THATS. MY. WIFE!!!!!”

the whole interaction of “lair action” “oh no it’s okay” “huh?”

“ooo mommy has so much bloodlust!”

“it’s a three person cult including the leader”

“hey girlieeeeee”

honor the cock

ayda aguefort.

“xoxoxoxo the wizard ayda augefort”

“little doggy… girl collar?”

k2

SPRING BREAK I BELIVE IN YOU

and many more but i have to stop here or else this list would go on forever

[jackalspine]

I’m back in the emotional torture chamber pls help me

[avadaniels]

Of all the animals, which would you be the happiest to see go extinct? Specie. Money itself. Specie is another word for currency. Look it up, motherfuckers.

Game Changer 7x10 "Outvoted"

[juliartworkk]

[prokopetz]

The power of friendship is equal to the torque of friendship multiplied by the angular velocity of friendship.

[frothlad]

Friendship is rotary?

[dvandom]

Friendship exists in both linear and rotational varieties (e.g. a circle of friends). For linear friendship, the Power of Friendship is the simpler Force of Friendship scalar multiplied (dot product) with the velocity of friendship, as seen in a straight-line Sonic Rainboom effect. While rotational friendship still uses a scalar product, it's trickier given that the direction of both the Torque of Friendship and the Angular Velocity of Friendship require use of the right hand rule, which can be challenging for ponies.

[tyzfol]

wind riders after every combat: yeeeoowch!! that battle sure was a close one gang! 😅 those silly sentient monkeys chasing us on whimsical pogo sticks almost had us! luckily we all worked together to come up with an impulsive and humorous but ultimately successful scheme to save the day!

maxwell gotch: