Johann Sebastian Baccarat

Soda poppin Daddy

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[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

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Us after reading this caption

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[seijass]

going to the store to buy some milk

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returning home after buying some milk

[seijass]

drank some milk

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

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[space-pics]

Space Salami - The first ever salami launched to space, Italy 4 October 2018 [1600x800]

[gaycop]

history has been made boys

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[neverthere12345]

[hundondestiny]

chaotic good

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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[sickfuture]

[sobeitjay2]

the first time someone had twins

[bryantsupreme]

lmaooo “gang in dis bitch”

[justcariii]

The “I can’t read” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[kimreesesdaughter]

One nut. One child 😂😂😂

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[sadsocietypress]

“we’re the first generation that gets to live twice. our existences are simultaneously experienced and curated. presented. packaged. polished for our own protection. digital fortresses made of bits, bytes and pixels. walls made of zeros and ones. we do all create versions of ourselves to appear to be the curators of our own stories, to appear to be in the drivers seat of our own lives. “we are the worst generation. we’re all full of shit. we all pretend to lead these perfect happy lives when you know you’re just as lonely as me. you’re fucking fake. you’re fucking plastic.” but pretending doesn’t make us plastic. imagination is what makes us human. it allows us to figure out which version of ourselves fits best. we’re not the worst generation. we’re just the most exposed. we’re living in a constant state of feedback and judgement. so maybe the masks are a tool to survive the time. maybe they provide a thin layer of protection - a place to grow, discover, reinvent. the important part is having people who know you without the mask. and being happy with who you are beneath it.”

[sixpenceee]

Japanese designer Haruki Nakamura creates interactive paper toys.

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!!!!!!! i love!!!!!

[rozenkingdom]

YES

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[kittymaverick]

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign. Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

[ordinaryredtail]

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

Edit: its also worth noting that the adult for sure is a falconry bird (note the jesses and transmitter on its leg) I have no idea if the juvenile is as well.