4.

A heartbeat buried in a sack of shit.

[mikaeled]

me: *thinks about a tity*

Tumblr:

[tranarchist]

[beaky-peartree]

i would lay down my life for her

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[equius]

good

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[fyeahcooldormrooms]

[spread-hope-inspire]

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

[the-hughes-langston-particl-blog]

This man was beyond real

[catsandcatsandcatsandcatsand]

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

[cherubxfawn]

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

[physicallyqueer]

thats how you know he’s australian….

[carnagecandyy]

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

[crazycritterlife]

“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”

- Steve Irwin

[king-of-the-northeast]

@saint453

[aprinceinexilesposts]

Favorite guy to watch when I was a kid.

[einsatz-wizard-deactivated20180]

[alvitr-of-krieg]

Then gets bit a moment later

[no-chill-at-all]

[yungpharrell]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[whitepeopletwitter]

This is an actual tweet.

[thetrippytrip]

You go to school to get TAUGHT.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[jeevesthefinalboss]

2000 X .05 = $100

[severeni]

It’s so good that I already accepted that imma dumb bitch when it comes to numbers so I don’t have to embarrass myself like that.

[plant-flowers-not-trash]

y’all a mess

[kat-lo-ren]

Thanks to retail, I knew the answer right away but you fuckers had me so confused with your backassward math that I forgot the answer and was rendered unable to recalculate it

[skyakafreckles]

[bitterseafigtree]

“Come in the legal way!”

“Uh…this IS legal…”

“Well then change what legal is!”

Like, just say you’re racist and go.

[skyakafreckles]

Right? That’d save everybody a lot of time

[snizzydoesit]

Shoutout to racist middle aged white women being exposed

[ass-master-2000]

Why she look like she lives in whoville

[skyakafreckles]

Wow you’re very right

[kristina100000]

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

[queenrinacat]

margot robbie apparently got a herniated disc in her neck during training for this role, but didn’t notice until a week into shooting when her arms started going numb??? margot robbie also practically became a fucking gymnast for the role of harley quinn, doing the scene where she runs up the sides and ceiling of an elevator in heels on her own without a harness. 

[kristina100000]

the academy awards:

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[batfangzz]

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

[oppa-homeless-style]

give me your fucking wig

[kama-aina-killmyself]

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind