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What’s up. I’m aven. we've got homstuck, hiveswap, and my art sometimes. Main: @sapphicsunrise. (they/thm)

[shirtsthatgohard]

[relaxxattack]

dont try to talk her out of anything she’s SOOOOOO good at comebacks

[drangel76]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN KARKAT!!!

THEY ARE 13 TODAY!!

TODAY THEY PLAY SBURB!!

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[nintendont2502]

[telltaletypist]

i will always love that jack noir's main motivation is just that he's a disgruntled bureaucrat who obtained the power of god and chose to use it to just fuck shit up

[telltaletypist]

and lord english's motivation is that he's an angry edgy teen who obtained the power of god and chose to use it to just fuck shit up

[the-meat-machine]

[cure-typhoon]

The fact that the beta trolls are so ride or die for eachother while also being the worst friend group ever is so interesting

Like they care so much for eachother but in like the most fucked up way possible, I want them to still be friends but also they should get the farthest away from eachother as humanly possible

[knights-unwelcommentary]

The only way their friendship works out is long distance

[calware]

there needs to be a music genre called "sounds like it could be homestuck music"

[autisticsupervillain]

Megalovania.

[calware]

i wonder why megalovania sounds like homestuck music. i wonder why. it really is such a mystery. it's crazy how megalovania sounds like it could be a song in homestuck. it would fit right into homestuck's ost. that's crazy. that's wild

[telltaletypist]

homestuck is an existential horror comic bc "we took your parents, fucked them up even worse, made them about your age, and also now they view you as surrogate role models" is an utterly bone chilling concept

[aravenlikeawritingdesk]

Is. Is that what homestuck is about

[saturn-itself]

Not about, per sey, but it does happen in it.

[witchy--mama]

@aaaaaaaaaaaa-a

[justablah56]

y'know what? 5k notes and I'll read homestuck

[potatobugz]

hey guys,

[calware]

i love looking at old homestuck posts i feel like an archaeologist

[calware]

where else do you get this stuff

[calware]

this tag wins

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[ghrugirlclub]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[calware]

it's not even a year old yet??

[transgenderpussycat]

what about not gendering fucking colours

[calware]

IT'S SATIRE

[calware]

I'M THE OP

[textposttropes]

Call-Back

Comically Missing the Point

Derailed Train of Thought

Escalating Punchline

Lampshaded the Obscure Reference

Pink Means Feminine (Discussed)

[calware]

[calware]

target audience

[pixiecatsupreme]

Make sure your polycule has at least 1 space hero and 1 time hero to ensure a successful relationship

[dayvan]

RIP to karkat for being born on a planet without homophobia. he wouldve loved the word Faggot

[cringeknight]

[dayvan]

#you can hear the longing in his words

[electricpurrs]

all homestuck characters are autistic its just that all their autism traits present in wildly different ways that misalign just perfectly so that they are completely unmatched with each other and thats why they end up murdering one another

[5weekdays]

they gotta give me more enrichment at work look what i just doodled

^ joke that would have killed in 2011