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Ugh, ok. I didnât want to have to say this, but⊠I keep seeing those cheeky posts going around like âTee hee, I sure hope no protesters know that-â or âIt would be a shame if anyone were to-â
Guys, PLEASE STOP SPREADING THOSE. Those posts are going to get someone hurt.
You should NOT trust unverified advice from strangers on the internet. Honestly, some of the advice Iâve seen is so bad I almost have to wonder if it was created by plants to try to get people hurt. Speaking as someone whoâs involved in multiple martial arts, improper self-defense techniques will get you hurt; Speaking as someone who is familiar with plywood, it ainât going to do shit to block a heavy projectile and WILL fill you with horrible splinters. Unless you know for certain advice is trustworthy, you should be neither listening to nor spreading it.
If you see any attempt at combat or self-defense advice online, you should ask yourself:
Who is posting it?
What are their qualifications?
Where did they get this information?
Is it being explained in a clear, detailed, and easy-to-understand manner?
What are the precautions? How might this go wrong?
If you donât have good answers to these questions, then itâs bad advice and should not be followed or spread. Sure, maybe some of it might be genuinely good advice- But it might not be, and unless you know for sure, then itâs far better to err on the side of caution than to risk getting hurt.
Be safe, be smart, and always check your sources.
Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?
How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, itâs just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??
Fucking fascinating
We donât know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS
If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you'll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It's just your brain's interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again
Reality canât be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses canât be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want
Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein's Theory of Experiential Epistomology
Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.
All US public schools should receive the same funding based on the amount of enrolled students
All property taxes that would initially go to the local school district should be nationally divided between all US public schools.
If previously wealthy school districts funding needs arenât being met, the education budget should be nationally increased, to provide the same public school education for all children in attendance.
Low test scores should never decrease funding.Â
Schools should not receive funding based on the success of their students.
Schools with high rates of failure should receive special attention to bring them back up to par with the rest of the public education system.
All students should have safe and reliable transportation to their public school if they cannot make the walk to school due to disability or distance.
All students should receive a free lunch and breakfast if they want it while at school. These meals should meet the nutritional needs of the students.
A public school should never rent out equipment, musical instruments, supplies, etc.
Students should never pay for things the school already owns.
If a public school demands its students wear uniforms then the school should buy the uniforms for their students.
If a public school demands certain supplies the public school should provide said supplies to all students.
All public school students should have healthcare; if they donât already have it then the moment they are enrolled in school they should be given it for free by the state. Poor attendance from students should never put them in juvi, or other detention centers for youths.Â
Poor attendance from students should never decrease funding of a school.
All students with poor attendance should have special academic and medical attention paid to them to solve the problem of why they cannot or will not show up to school.
All public schools should have on staff at least one professional nurse practitioner and one professional therapist, both specializing in the ages of students at the school.
All public schools should have several caseworkers to help parents navigate the bureaucratic paperwork hell.
All schools should have their staff as diverse as their student body; schools with mostly black students should never have 100% white teachers.
Y'all ever realize just how fucking low the bar is and how far under it weâve dug?
jokes aside i think itâs amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
Whereâs the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc thatâs very relevant here
This guy. This makes me so happy
this is what i was thinking about when i wrote this post
oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe thatâs the problem.
Iâve never been dragged so viciously in my whole life. Wow. Me.
Wow I did not expect to get dragged before my morning coffee
âdonât support nestle!â shouts the liberal on the computer made from parts manufactured at foxconn
consumer activism is a lie, see you in hell or in communism
lmao try boycotting a brand in monopoly capitalism
This. This is a large part of what âthereâs no ethical consumption under late capitalismâ means. On top of everything else, when the same company owns both the product youâre boycotting *and* the âorganic, free range, fair trade, no prison laborâ version of that product, your choice is literally meaningless. Even before you factor in the strong possibility that those labels are lies, youâre still just choosing one prong of a two prong marketing strategy meant to capture 100% of the market. Your objections to their cheaper, less ethical brand are being used to wring more money out of you, money that all goes to the same place. Your morality is being used to exploit you, and they still win.
I love when yâall are realisticÂ
When your dad tries to guilt trip you into visiting him: âwell I guess Iâll just spend the weekend all by myself...â
You say âglad to know weâre on the same page.â Slowly, he will have to adapt to just outright telling you what he thinks instead of playing mind games.
When your friend tries to hint that theyâre mad at you without saying anything: âOh, Iâm fine, clearly you donât need to worry about me,â
You say: âIâm glad youâre doing well. Call me if you want to talk, though!â Soon enough, they will accept that they canât be passive aggressive with you.
When your boyfriend says: âAll your friends are great, I really love *insert male friend* especially.â
You say: âIâm so glad you like my friends! I should invite them back soon.â He needs to understand that if he has a problem with your friends, he needs to just voice his concerns instead of being sarcastic and accusatory.
As someone who has lived through several toxic relationships and has an abusive father, I think one of the most important manipulation tools a toxic person has is excessive subtext and hidden meanings in their conversation. It hides all of the actual fighting from the eyes of onlookers while still hurting you, which is scary and makes you feel like youâre making it all up. Donât put up with this bs. Make them stop hiding.
Make. Them. Say. What. They. Mean.
bisexual people arenât more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when youâre bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song youâre listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you donât give a fuck
Hereâs a secret: this is exactly how youâll feel when you get to your 50âs. So never fear getting old, it is very liberating. Even better: Donât wait till youâre old, because you can never know what will happen
This is the best reply this post has gotten and I thank you for it.
straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great sheâs The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that sheâll eventually fall from bc sheâs human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons
Whoever wrote this is brilliant.
will i ever feel fulfilled? yes. i have felt fulfilled before. i will feel fulfilled again. will i ever be content? yes. i have been content before. i will be content again. will i ever be happy? ecstatic? overcome with joy? will i ever feel surrounded by love? supported? encouraged? will i ever feel proud? will i ever feel hopeful? will i ever feel confident in myself? will i ever feel optimistic about my future? yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. my present is not my eternity.
How to confirm whether or not you are a changeling
Physical appearance. Eyes are always a giveaway. Theyâre a little brighter, a little prettier, a little more noticeable than they should be. If you are regularly complimented on your eyes, or if you have unusual eyes, thatâs the first sign.
Changelings are assigned to parents who are not ready for parenthood, whether this is due to abusive tendencies or a general inability to raise a child. If you have cruel parents or are adopted/fostered, and so on, that may be a hint.
You feel as though you donât belong in your body. As though this human form is not yours and youâre merely a borrower or a prisoner, or perhaps its captor. You also may feel as though you share the body with other entities, although these entities are not part of the body, they are you. You have their thoughts and memories.
You have memories of things you didnât experience. In this current life, at least. If you have memories from past lives, memories of dying or of situations you havenât experienced, that may also be a sign.
a severe dislike of certain areas with no apparent cause or correlation. If you are physically unable to force yourself into a swimming pool, for example, despite gladly running into an ocean or lake.
an enjoyment and/or relaxation from adrenaline rushes. If you love the feeling of falling or you find high-speed roller coasters relaxing, thatâs an extremely strong hint.
You barely feel the cold, or donât feel it at all, but are very sensitive to heat and uncomfortable in hot or warm weather. Also, if you are unreasonably cold during normal weather.
You have a fascination with blood- but only your own. If you have a nosebleed and prefer to watch it drip down your face than block it with a tissue, this could be a hint. Violent daydreams and a need for pain could also be a hint, but if none of the other signals on this list are present, perhaps consult a therapist.
youâre a very fast and skilled climber, and you can hide very well in tight spaces. Especially if you enjoy tight spaces rather than feeling claustrophobic. If you would prefer to sit on top of a cabinet with the doors almost entirely shut than on the floor or a chair, this is a sign.
bad with humans, good withâŠ.well, anything else. If you love animals, plants, spirits and so on, this could be a potential hint. Changelings have been known to engage in many ritual activities and even summoning spirits or demons to keep them company. Changelings are from a different world, and therefore can see, feel and sense things that humans cannot. If you regularly notice paranormal activity and are rarely phased by it, you may be a changeling. You do not have to see them to feel that they are there.
Frequent nightmares and difficulty to sleep at night may also be a sign. Changelings sometimes develop nocturnal tendencies.
When you listen to music, you donât just listen. You feel it. Every word is a part of your experiences. The rhythm makes you feel like your body is moving even if you are still. The melody flows through your veins. It isnât just a song. Itâs a piece you must use to build yourself. It becomes part of a handmade soul.
Note: If you have most, or all, of these symptoms, it is likely that you are a changeling.
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Rolls around town wearing these bad boys
so this is one of those pictures that breaks your ankle by looking at it
not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being âlow maintenanceâ and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just âdoesnât ask for thingsâ
#you donât believe you can be liked so you settle for being usefulÂ