Stuff, stuff and...you guessed it! More stuff!

She/her, Batfamily, PJO, Umbrella Academy, She-Ra and...other stuff too, I guess!

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[asmolbirb]

anyway the funniest thing about Dark Rise is how all the characters are like “wow Will is so good at getting people to talk about themselves! how does he do it? how does he manipulate people with such ease?” and the whole time Will is just . asking open ended questions. it’s literally “how to have a conversation 101” but none of these children have ever had to make small talk in their lives so they think it’s arcane magic instead. i’m obsessed

[felldownanotherrabbithole]

AT LONG LAST LONG HAIR CALE IS HERE AND GUYS THE PULLED BACK HAIR WITH A BLACK RIBBON IS FUCKING CANON NOW THE CALE HENITUSE HAIR STYLE IS CANON!

[adharagranley-writer]

me, aged 12, reading about a 17 year old character: omg that's so mature.

me, aged 19, reading about a 17 year old character: that's a BABY.

[hey-there-22]

Headcanon that whenever Andrew starts reading a murder mystery, he and Neil have developed this weird little ritual where Andrew tells him about the plot, briefly going over the facts and details of the murder and Neil immediately picks a random character and decides that's the killer.

Not the most suspicious character. Not the one that makes sense. Just some guy.

And then he commits.

It doesn't matter how much evidence points elsewhere as the story progresses. Neil will spend the entire book inventing increasingly ridiculous theories to explain why his suspect is still guilty. Every new clue gets twisted into supporting his argument somehow. Contradictory evidence? Clearly part of the cover-up. Alibi? Fabricated. Confession from someone else? Obvious misdirection.

Andrew rarely engages with any of it, often ignoring Neil's take altogether, but he continues updating him on the case anyway, so Neil hasn't stopped.

There's also cero context when they talk about it so it leads to situations like this:

Andrew, entering the room: the old lady from the bakery is dead.

Kevin: what? who?

Neil, gasps: she faked her own death, she's smarter than I thought.

Kevin: wha-

Andrew: recognisable body, she is dead.

Neil: she killed herself then.

Kevin: you know what, I don't even wanna know.

Andrew: stabbing herself herself 27 times?

Neil, shrugs: to each their own.

Kevin: ahhh, the fucking book, ok

Andrew: there was another murder after hers.

Neil: Oh, that makes sense. The corpse they found was her secret twin's. Perfect alibi.

((Hi, sorry, super tiny edit because this felt like it needed a bit more context about why Neil gets the murder wrong in my head. So sorry. You can carry on now. Have a good day!))

[neilsdinosaur]

i’ve seen people talk about the idea of andrew having to scare off people that are hitting on neil while he’s completely oblivious and okay but—

did you forget when neil absolutely HUMILIATED that woman who was trying to ask him out???? and he didn’t even pick up on the romantic connotations, he did that thinking she just wanted to be FRIENDS.

HUMILIATED.

andrew has nothing to worry about. in fact he’d probably find it hilarious to watch neil mortify some strangers.

[gluierhaze]

Forty-year-old, married, absolutely spoiled-as-fuck Andrew.

Neil who never lets Andrew carry his own bag through an airport or out of a stadium, even though Andrew is inarguably bigger and more muscled than him. Who always keeps the freezer stocked with ice cream no matter the circumstances. Who keeps a bubble of space around Andrew when they’re walking through thick crowds, always a bicep or an elbow in the way to stop people from getting too close. Who gets his wallet out every time they get dinner like Andrew doesn’t make 80% more than him. Always free shoulder and feet massages, post-game and in-bed and whenever, without Andrew ever having to ask. He always washes Andrew’s hair first in the shower, always cups the water away from his face so soap doesn’t get in his eyes.

Neil who is always down to do Anything Andrew Wants, Ever. Andrew wants to go on a drive in the middle of the night? Or an impromptu road trip in the off season? Sure, Neil’s grabbing the keys. On the road they pass a pungent, fresh-made bakery and Neil turns the car around without uttering a word. Neil, who, after years, always answers the phone when Andrew calls on the very first ring — who turns his full-attention to Andrew when he calls his name, even in the most crowded room. Who does pretty much anything Andrew asks of him and anticipates dozens of other wants and needs. Who always goes out of his way to make Andrew’s life easier. Neil, who puts Andrew above anything and everything else.

Spoiled-as-fuck Andrew, and he knows it, and he carries that comfort and security with him everywhere.

[halogencat]

“Do you call yourself a man?”

“Depends what you mean by that,” Eric said thoughtfully. “Is a man a great thing to be? If you mean someone who will not be bullied, who will guard what he cares for against the world and care nothing for the world’s opinion, I try. If you mean someone who scares women and children, who grinds down everyone he thinks weaker than him to paste for sheer love of destruction – then I suppose you think of yourself as a man.”

- Sarah Rees Brennan, All Hail Chaos

[hagiomoto]

[bearballing]

i feel like the rest of that tweet should be shown:

[symptomesper]

Nuclear attack on Iran? UN diplomat resigns saying 'giving up my career to leak possible nuke missile strike plan'

‘Possible nuclear use in Iran: UN-linked diplomat Mohamad Safa, the Main Representative of Patriotic Vision (PVA) at the United Nations, has

Yeah, just so we have an actual source and not a picture of a twitter post. Be sure to check sources! This is real though. Spread wide.

[7-galaxys]

News article from March 30, 2026

[pupmon1]

So we're just gonna nod and chatter our teeth at an ad riddled business news site with a known right wing lean who's main source is a fucking tweet?

Okay. Cool.

Yeah. Let's do that.

With a single news source. That doesn't typically cover news like this, nor cover the news it typically covers all that well.

Good plan.

[hagiomoto]

The tweet is from an actual diplomat you fucking twerp

It's not his fault that only Times of India take his tweet seriously. That's what usually happens whenever non-white diplomats make statements on their twitter accounts.

Fuck off

[hagiomoto]

I don’t think he’s being alarmist. Contrary to what some of you said in my replies, I think it’s you who are not alarmed enough. You’re still sitting on your ass even while conventional bombs are already killing so many people. The fact that most of you are only worried because of the mention of nuclear weapons strikes me as, at best, hypocritical.

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

How dare you say we miss on the poor

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[minyard-05]

genuinely if i was into neil josten i would be humiliated by it too. the man wears jorts. he's never picked up a social cue in his life and the only thing he thinks about is stick ball. he smokes but he actually doesn't and he's ginger and he's got mommy issues and the most punchable face a man has ever worn. he doesn't even pick up on any of your cool smooth lines nor does he care how sexy your car is. he's british. when you're talking he says things like 'i could draw on you with a marker' and when you're gone he says you're all that matters. andrew was right to hate him this would be a fucking devastating thing to discover about yourself.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[blackteachangeling]

no see the problem is BOTH people here should be allowed a testosterone prescription no questions asked.

if a cis woman needs T to alleviate sexual dysfunction then that's a valid treatment for a medical issue. "sexual kicks" is... certainly a way to describe a legitimate medical issue!!!! definitely no internalized sex-negativity here!!! (sarcasm)

I agree 100% that trans people have a RIGHT to HRT. HRT is life saving care for dysphoria and life changing for trans people who want HRT for their transitions.

but this framing to me feels the same as when people are like "why do junkies get free narcan when my insulin costs me $800???"

like. the problem is not the free narcan, your insulin should be free too.

[dog-metaphor]

neil VS the countdown in tkm

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.