Matt!

23 she/they look I have adhd this is gonna be whiplash at every post **maggie Robertson is not my actual name you cannot stalk me soz**

[smokingrozanov]

No yeah I’m good there’s just some Ilya’s tragic upbringing + his ability to be kind in spite of it all in my eye.

[bigautomaton]

All Go

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[fractally]

I do love how despite Ilya being the one in active mental health treatment and having Romance Protagonist levels of insane trauma background Shane is 1000000% the crazier one between them. Like Ilya’s done shockingly well considering and sure he’s got some abandonment issues and some insecurities but he’s basically very functional and aware of his triggers. Shane I think would actually do a murder suicide in the right circumstances. Not shitpost Shane like canon Shane

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

prints now available here!

[the-lost-archivist]

the human face is capable of making over 10000 facial expressions and sometimes I think Dan Howell is the only person attempting to collect them all

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[x-------0]

we (i) don’t talk about how long it took to finish this one

[j-train13]

Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:

It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."

After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”

On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.

The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.

While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.

When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.

At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.

On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).

While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Hollanov are always going to have crushes on each other. They're gonna be married for over a decade and Ilya is still gonna puff up and preen when he makes Shane laugh at one of his snarky comments or goofy bits, which Ilya said specifically to make Shane laugh. Because he has a crush on him. Shane is gonna smile and flush and sort of bury his face into the pillows when he wakes up to Ilya already looking at him, eyes heavy lidded. He's gonna mumble "Hi~" all shy and bashful. Because he has a crush on him. They are perpetually crushing on each other. Any minute now I'm gonna start sobbing

[dakotadnp]

found an ancient relic. do with this what you will.

[dnp-as-posts]

[dnp-as-posts]

[thisfeebleheart]

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

GOD I want a fic that's just post-outing Svetlana finallyyyy being free to release the tapes of Ilya Rozanov TORMENTING her with his dumbass pining for Shane

It's like a bunch of screenshots and pics gathered from over the last Literal Decade, perfectly capturing just how whipped Ilya was from day fucking one and how much he made it Svetlanas problem.

She captions it something like "So happy for my best friend and his better half. Even happier that said best friend can now tell other people about how many freckles are on Shane Hollanders' entire body, or what his least favourite sheet texture is because that's really none of my business but I have been forced to know <3"

it goes so viral that she basically earns an unofficial internet knighthood

[maggi3rob3rtson]

I just lead a successful work event and now I’m reading heated rivalry fanfic. This is the life of the modern adult