“I just have no idea how to talk to him.” Magica sighed to herself from the sidewalk she was sitting on, she was on her break from her horrible job as the birthday magician at Funzo’s Fun Zone, struggling with her growing feelings for her co-worker Mark Beaks. Magica had been instantly attracted to the pathetic twig since she saw him cower before Scrooge McDuck’s himbo pilot - he was submissive, she liked that in a man.
“Talk to who?” A voice said, shocking Magica out of her thoughts.
“W-Who was that? You will rue the day you messed with Magica De Spell!” She looked around wildly, before noticing a face poking from the sewer grate beside her. He was wearing a black mask and horrendously hideous red and yellow outfit like some sort of cosplayer.
“Call me… Negaduck!” He said, dramatically and in a way meant to be intimidating but was not intimidating because from what Magica could see this man lived in the sewers and was old as balls. “I can help with your man problems.”
Magica sighed, she had nothing else to go with, so why not?
The sewer mans advice had been quite awful, therefore causing Magica to beat him to death. Out of options, she looked up dating advice online and found one that caught her eye - discuss interests! She saw her chance during their lunch break, and pounced.
“So, Mark…” She began, “What hogwarts house are you? I’m a Slytherin.”
“IDK lol ive never seen harry potter 😂 😂 “ Mark responsed, Magica briefly wondered how he did that with his mouth.
“You… You’ve never seen Harry Potter?” Magica was flabberghasted. But, this was also her chance.
“lmao no i was too busy being a ballerino…… is it good?”
“it’s one of the most amazing literary wonders out there, and the movies are fantastic as well.” Magica responded, she shifted her hands nervously as she continued, “Would you um, like to watch them with me? This weekend maybe?”
“😳 yes queen ur so beautiful. its a date 😳 😳 “ Mark said, blushing madly for he had been in love with Magica since he first set eyes on her
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