The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.
Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼
Tan: You could try trying.

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The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.
Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼
Tan: You could try trying.
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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering
“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response
she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response
Please tell me this is our timeline
Me any time someone stops paying attention to me
King Princess via Coup de Main
US President Donald Trump’s Immigration Policy (2018)
WHAT
It was too powerful
So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life
A MANSION
And the inside is actually beautiful??????
Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??
It also had a second fancy entrance???
Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)
Like what is she hiding
But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America
Also!
It was a pokestop!
This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture
I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion
this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy
and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most
giovanni wrote this
artist btw