Big Body Bugatti

26, She/Her

[kushblazer666]

[tevruden]

Yes but also:

[cabeverian]

The Sandman promotional poster based on 1-star Google reviews + what one reviewer thought the show should be named instead

[amygdalae]

[carnetimaginaire]

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

[adamjk]

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

[samatonin-deactivated20231101]

I mean yeah

[filmnoirsbian]

when i younger i had a crush on a radio tower. like, a specific one. he was my tall red-eyed loverboy and every day on the way to and from school i would take comfort in the fact that my love was watching over me like a guardian angel. at one point he started appearing in my dreams as a many-voiced winged being of wires and dials. honestly i still think younger me had taste, but i know i'm mentally ill now so i can usually rationalize my way out of simping for a broadcast pylon.

[dog-teeth]

little thing i go through every day

[irawhiti]

i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny

[irawhiti]

highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Everyone says "normalize girldick" until you post a hung girl with her cock out smh

[castielonfire-deactivated201906]

Completely heterosexual things: A servant knowingly drank from a poisoned goblet to save a prince and later while in a painful dying state mutters said prince’s name while the prince is off disobeying his father on a suicide mission to try find a cure for said servant

[captainlordauditor]

what greek myth is this

[alcairsei]

bbc’s merlin

[kotortwo]

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

[bubbelpop2]

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

the best mcr songs to me are the ones where the vampirism is a metaphor but it also isn't

[valtsv]

THERE'S A PLACE IN THE DARK WHERE THE ANIMALS GO YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR SKIN IN THE CANNIBAL GLOW JULIET LOVES THE BEAT AND THE LUST IT COMMANDS DROP THE DAGGER AND LATHER THE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS, ROMEO

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snuffes]

i’ve set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she’s circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made

this is a developing story

[snuffes]

update: i slipped on the tray and hit my head

[kipplekipple]

having cats is just a never-ending Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner situation and you never know which one you are until it’s too late

[oneheadtoanother]