I'll Be At Equilibrium When I'm Dead

27 Born for space Forced to kill (I cannot be impostor in among us, too stressful ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[catnoli]

tomato shark 🍅 this is a sticker reward for my silly mail members who sign up before june 1st!

[georgetakei]

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[bisquid]

I'm imagining Grace explaining the concept of pets to rocky and getting halfway through and then just blue screening bc he's just realised that in this analogy he's the shorter lived creature that needs things like habitat maintenance and enrichment in his enclosure.

Grace: I'M LIVING LIFE IN DOG YEARS

Rocky: what the 🎶 is dog years question

[i-eat-mold]

as a professional losing dog please don’t bet on me

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[pitchblackespresso]

@heropartnerweek Day 4 - Dawn & Dusk

[miscellaneousmao]

Clodsire coffee jelly with a little surprise on top! ☕🍒

Felt like they were missing something so I added a Cheri Berry at the end - immediately made me laugh, look at my boy 😭 Hopefully Saiki K. would be proud.

[stargazing-zani]

In universe Project Hail Mary memes upon ye

[seen-the-stars]

do u know how dire things have to be for hozier to agree with the pope

[pmamtraveller]

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Also bc bitch I spent years to have the mind and skill that I do - why the fuck would I fucking waste that on the "NOT EVEN half assed at best" machine?

[cometcrystal]

the term "child soldiers" gets used a lot in regards to animorphs and they are soldiers that are children but i don't know if elfangor breaking the law and telling them to protect their planet before getting eaten counts as officially being enlisted by the andalites. if you wanna be technical about it, they're not child soldiers, they're children engaging in covert guerilla warfare without any official orders and they're better at this than the majority of the actual army that's allegedly fighting the yeerks because they're driven by soul-crushing pressure, responsibility, and guilt. which is immeasurably tragic for them and incredibly embarrassing for the andalites

[beardedmrbean]