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They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

unclefather

supernerd90

The full version is even worse

edgar-allan-possum

antearograde

death-420

goin into a lgbt friendly environment only to find out they meant liquor guns bacon and tits

unlimited-memes

kvrs-deactivated20220420

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

lord-tengen

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

kvrs-deactivated20220420

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

superlunary-princess

Can I point out that OP’s use of “its” is correct, and that man’s input was not only unnecessary but incorrect?

“It’s” is a contraction of “it is”

“Its” is the possessive form of “it”

ruinedchildhood

heartfeltdelight

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

jesuisloupseul

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

adulthoodisokay

it just keEPS GOING

bookoisseur

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

wilwheaton

…the fuck.

xeduo

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

transhumanisticpanspermia

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

trappedinavelociraptor

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

kaijuno

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thatoneblog89-deactivated202406

Me approaching 30

creepled

The dental assistant I saw today was delighted at me saying ‘don’t half-ass anything–you gotta whole-ass it,’ because she likes learning that “youth” stuff to sling at her teenagers. So I taught her the proper usage of “yeet/yote”, and as I left the dentist office I heard a distant “YEET” and then crashing sounds in the back.

simonalkenmayer

Mood

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.

Icon.

lesmiserableslove

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him