Magical Mystery Mustelid

[teaboot]

As a Canadian I cannot get enough of stereotypical Canadian characters in US media. It never fails. I love knowing that Bible Army Walmart Land sees us as Flat Unsexy Cold Australia

[thatoneliquidbicricket]

on one hand i'd said Bible Army Walmart Land is in a specific portion of the country

on the other hand, my school in a very liberal and progressive area does have a Jesus Club and a thriving underground network of bigots. so anything is possible ig

[teaboot]

your SCHOOL has a JESUS CLUB?????

[magicstoat]

Bible Army Walmart Land doodah doodah

[mangled-by-disuse]

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

[lgbtlaughs]

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

[sapphireh3arts]

PLEASE! Go watch the film Pride (2014) for more about the queers and socialist labor organizers who fought back against Thatcher, all during the AIDS crisis!

[omarmix]

Pride (2014)

[magicstoat]

Recently watched the stage musical adaptation, and it was the best thing I've ever seen in a theatre. Incredible stuff.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[magicstoat]

Have you seen the state of the world?? Chippy is clearly not still in the freezer. Chippy has escaped containment and is running rampage. It's the only reasonable explanation.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[dramatic-dolphin]

some of my favorites

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[ominous-signs]

On the one hand, it's cheesy but cute. On the other, cannibalism.

[magicstoat]

Pluribus-coded

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[magicstoat]

ART is that you?

[canipleasehavefood]

[magicstoat]

Take it from the guy who spent twenty years doing hard time in prison and was home in time to put his baby daughter to bed.

[pettydemon]

[magicstoat]

It always baffles me that people (especially USAmericans) think of Hugh Laurie as a super serious actor because they first saw him in House, whereas I had a childhood of him being Bertie Wooster to Stephen Fry's Jeeves, and doing low-key drag on sketch comedy shows.

[pusong-mangga]

edit: apparently op is on tumblr! send them some love!

[northern-punk-lad]

The guardian trying to find who’s responsible for increased transphobia in this country

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[dspud]

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do