Lu

womp womp

[magicstrangeland]

Last friday went to a party after work, went home at 7 am and had to be awake by 8:30. I am not made for this anymore

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[julius-caeser]

et tu, bro?

[writing-prompt-s]

You are Julius Caesar, and you are in a council meeting. Suddenly, Brutus stands up, then the rest of the council members. Then a hundred other time travelers draw their daggers.

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[woodrider]

"I don't need to stretch in the morning" - the shambling crackler

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[samgirard]

↪ nathan mackinnon having tina foisted upon him on one of the worst days of his life | milano cortina 2026 | can vs. usa | 2.22.26

[savannahcore27]

[alltoowsll]

GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND HE NAMED EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN COUNTRY

[lamignonette]

[rilke]

aweeee... sweet baby

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[magicstrangeland]

Been a while now

[taylornation]

Taylor Swift, aka mother, aka showgirl, aka our therapist.