"Fuck all y'all, I'm out, I just want a KFC!"

| Magpie | 23+ | Scotland | In a Relationship, ya fuken crawlers 😂| Personal blog for mun and her many shitposts! No hate please, although tbh, I probably won't give a fuck if you do. Paypal!: paypal.me/CKeenanCommissions (Osmosis Jones OC Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/khloeandosmosis)  [TF2 OC Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/kasithemedic]

[koopaspiderofdarkness]

Artfight attack I made for @magpies-random-blog this year!

[magpies-random-blog]

Look at my cutiepie OCs! Charlotte's so proud of herself lmao. Thank you soooo much!!

[magpies-random-blog]

Yautja OC update: Earned a few more bits and bobs in game and managed to glam up my gorl, and now I even have a name for her! Her name is Ak'Kei, not sure what a human name for her would be though... Ah well, at least she don't look so bland anymore!

[magpies-random-blog]

Watched Predator: Killer of Killers the other day and loved it, got dragged down the rabbit hole and now here I am, using Predator: Hunting Grounds to make my own wee Yautja character 🤣 She's almost as pasty as me! Can't think of any names for her atm, so suggestions are appreciated!!

[crazy-brazilian]

[art-tnt]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶You deserve to get paid! Let them know that!🎵

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[gomezaddamsofficial]

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[lesbianambulon]

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

[arma-dillidium]

Drew this when I should’ve been sleeping

[daily-spooky]

[dailyflicks]

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

[ruinedchildhood]

excavator operator playing with a scrapped learjet at miami-opa locka Executive Airport.

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[vinceaddams]

"Joined the great majority" is a good one that I practically never hear.

[threeunrelateddescriptors]

"Approaching room temperature" is a personal favorite from the medical field.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Joined the choir unseen! Fly collecting!🎵

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[grumpygreenwitch]

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

[hms-no-fun]

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog

[4x01]

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

[oobsie-daisy]

We all learnin’ today ig…

[the-sapphic-raven]

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

btw this is the actual footage of castiel getting dragged to super hell

[maple-cloak]

[bogleech]

Both spawn and venom were designed by todd mcfarlane…..omg nature is a circle

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

[behold-my-squees]

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

[rimonoroni]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

[rimonoroni]

y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have unfinished business here

[chocolate-to-the-party]

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]