*nocchi voice* make a miracle

30/she her

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[brucebocchi]

[theehorsepusssy]

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[dogpuppy]

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[lokaror]

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

[hardwrench]

you will survive the collision with a changed outlook and a new lisa on life

[likepeaches]

wait wtf is cream soda

[nvtxl]

cause when we're creaming and popping...

[likepeaches]

we’re cropping?

[nvtxl]

we're peaming

[amvs]

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

[bewbin]

man i just can NOT figure out this problem bro

2+2=

wtf do i do?

[silly2tilly]

rosies ordering from mcdonalds ..

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[kosmogrl]