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25 - he/they

[segamascott]

[minty-mori]

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[energyprison]

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[slowspinningredemption]

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[kristina100000]

espresso martini: don’t drink me so fast… savor me. why are you in such hurry

me: oh i didnt know you were down to earth like that… my bad

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[barleywheatonlove]

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

[mutationgirl]

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

[clueless1995]

[iphigeniacomplex]

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

[iphigeniacomplex]

and unprovoked

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[fagstaynight]

Guy who is roommates with among us: Hey man thanks for doing all your tasks

Among us: No problem

[evilvillain123456789]

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

[cognitohazardous]

then its literally not you girl

[kosmogrl]

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[humansoflatecapitalism]