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25 - he/they

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[blackedout1999corolla]

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[hardgockcafe]

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[pollsforadults]

sorry man I was high when I sent that

what kind of weed makes you do this ❤️

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[sludgebitch]

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

[ishtaraletheia]

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

[ring2002]

just one more look at your open wound bro pleaseee i promise i wont be weird this time

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

marta bertello

[greelin]

they really did luck out with the backwards spelling of “dracula” going that hard