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Erm... meow?

[majimayuri]

YOUR 🫵 Swoomfie. 25+. It/its/itself. White. -> straw.page

This account isn't always all-ages appropriate!

Go here -> @girlyaeoi to avoid

[tainted-sweet-meats]

an experimental mystery icon commission for a char in my discord server. gosh I love how this came out

[cats4cancer]

good evening

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

Kids these days with their Cocomelon color sorting infinite runner games. They'd be much more well adjusted with the classic flash games i grew up with like "Click The Stickman And He Kills Himself"

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[thisisdaddyspage]

I've

[ra3kiv]

[jenny-holzer]

[evilvillain123456789]

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

[rogersandclarke]

[crazysodomite]

i will protect my gagobear from dangers and predators.

[crazysodomite]

i wont let anyone hurt my gagobear

[lobsterflaws]

Finally figured out how to upload all 24 images at once!

[drugbinges]

I support perverts. Like all of you for example

[cavewolf]

me lookin at the one fat woman diversity hire they put in pokemon since gen 7

[tonyzaret]

[sathire]

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

[thatbastardbassist]

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

[sathire]

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

[thatbastardbassist]

*he chuckles* But what?

[sathire]

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

[thatbastardbassist]

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

[sathire]

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

[thatbastardbassist]

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

[snoopingasusualisee]

[tonyzaret]

Big update about my most Reblogged Tumblr post:

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops