digital angel

21yo + plural DID-haver + tma intersex t4t + it/she

[majorasmask64]

i need at least 75 dollars to keep them from shutting off my electric. i don't want my food to go bad. 100 to keep it from accruing late fees. please help

pypl

ca: $calicospiral

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[roecomplex]

dragged into the woods by feral wolves! (-2hp) (-2hp) (-2hp) (+wolf ears!) (+4hp) (+wolf tail!) (+4hp) (+pregnant!) (+4hp)

[uneroticboner]

me, standing in front of the mirror: you should count yourself lucky. i wouldn't do this normally.

bloody mary, who i've summoned: why?

me: i just hate seeing my reflection....i always have for a long time

bloody mary: have you considered estrogen?

[kosmogrl]

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[theehorsepusssy]

[0w0tsuki]

Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

[0w0tsuki]

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

[simplysnaps]

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

[pocket-deer-belly]

it was much easier for catgirls to hide among us when everyone wore hats all the time... now they can't hide their cutes

[pocket-deer-belly]

support catgirls by telling them they look normal even with the ears

[pocket-deer-belly]

look a catgirl dead in the eyes and say "you look normal"

[winged-void]

"i hate women" -> crowd boos and jeers

"i hate women... including trans women!" -> crowd laughs and claps and giggles, the speaker receives an ally of the year award

[winged-void]

"I hate men" -> apprehensive silence, isolated claps and maybe one or two cheers

"I hate men... including trans men!" -> okay listen here buddy pal dude guy man male xy chromosome brother in christ

[legorockraiders]

"I hate men" ah well that's probably a sitcom-style joke, with eyes rolled, men am I right ladies. Harmless, sarcastic, they're just being ironic. In fact, this is really just infantilization of a female audience. No threat.

"I hate men... including trans men!" oh you ACTUALLY mean it ok well that cannot stand

[winged-void]

annnnddd scene!

[revelware]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[disquiet-dream]

[disquiet-dream]

[decompose1]

i dislike the weird jump to blame suicide victims for their suicides and call them selfish. suicide is very frequently in some way a social murder. i think instead of blaming someone who was in such a dark place that they saw no other way out we should maybe be blaming the people who threw gas on the fire, such as those with a lot of power to make that person's life that bad or those who abused them into it. is that really that unreasonable