[animalcrossingmemes]

[catchymemes]

[chrissongzzz]

[retrogamingblog2]

when you try to pick up an item next to your flowers but instead pick the flower

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[teathattast]

bless

[cybereihino-deactivated-deactiv]

Only tik tok video that’s valid

[deejay]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[hotvampireadjacent]

when i worked at the second hand shop 8/10 people didn’t return shopping carts. 4 of those 8 just threw it in the general area and probably thought that was ok

[hotvampireadjacent]

the store i work at is small so i will be at the counter and people will smile as they do this and leave as if they did nothing wrong

[deneviere]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tank.sinatra)

[babyanimalgifs]

Gotta be quicker than that 

(via @hugoandursula)

[smoothcollegedudemsu]

SAVAGE

[thetenderpassion]

[crtter]

[symbrock]

i'm losing my shit at this the delivery is absolutely flawless

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

this has better acting than most movies

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[toshio]

[the-last-writer]

[acnhcustomdesigns]

bread bakery shelves