You make me want to vomit

Androgynous angel/ 23/Canadian/ pansexual/ gender queer

[firequacker]

♪♫ Old MacDonald had…

…enough.

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[xavier-dolan]

[bruce-wqyne]

This is live telecasted murder right here

[skullprincess]

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

[themerrycaryler]

girl got dragged by her hair

[jaxuhmillion]

I AM SCREECHING

[baldcutie-deactivated20190106]

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

[stonedlilbrat-deactivated201801]

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

[yafavblogger]

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

[ripplebreeze]

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[baby-revenge]

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[valtsv]

man victorian slang was fucking lethal

[valtsv]

literally how was anyone expected to say something like this with a straight face

[valtsv]

*lying on my velvet chaise lounge in my robe and slippers* sorry old chap, but i won’t be able to make it out tonight. i’m afraid i’ve got the morbs.

[crumplelush]

My favourite sentence is “bitch the pot, I’ve got the morbs” which means “pour me some tea, I’m depressed”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pancakeke]

King of the Hill will always be relevant.

[recommend]

Bears kept stealing honey from a man’s bee farm so he turned them into honey tasters (x)

[daydreamerinadazedworld]

This is so cute

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now

[whimsical-vanilla]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transtarks]

VERY pleased that my hair color and shirt went with the scheme of this room (he/him)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[2headedgrrrl]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep