#kelquids

I'm kinda trying. I have a collection of husbands. My cat is massive.

[unclefather]

What happened to maroon 1-4

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[hayley566]

She’s a sensitive soul

[sukerokus]

atsumu+hinata requested by @haikyuukit

[floofylilcloud]

Covid is not over and black lives still matter. Stop trying to "go back to normal" when shit is still happening.

Stop going on trips and going to restaurants without masks.

Keep educating yourself and protesting and calling and donating and signing petitions.

Wear a mask. End white supremacy. Defund police.

I know it's tiring but it's not over for either thing even though people are pretending it is. I know the overlap is exhausting. But be safe, social distance, and keep fighting the good fight.

[markv5]

Умиление зашкаливает

[markv5translator]

“Tenderness rolls over”

[torinomonty]

i nearly scrolled past this like a fool

[clubsdeuce]

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty

[clubsdeuce]

update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge 

she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is

[chandalftheblue]

she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well

[ethereal-drivel]

Hi I love bees

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[miiriya]

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[najd-social-club]

[najd-social-club]

[astrodidact]

[odiumars]

[odinsblog]

Pretty much. Tax the rich.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

The other thing you’ll also hear is people fearing a party raising their taxes. I wouldn’t mind paying 5% more in taxes if I make 10% more money due to higher wages, and if it mean I’d have good roads and medical care.

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress

[mxnrique]