Mallory's Pit of General Misconduct @mal-o-deur - Tumblr Blog

I was commissioned to draw Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Greebo by @lesnahod ♥ (really, the best kind of commission you can give me :D ). So here is Nanny, proudly showing Greebo in a new cat-hat ( which was sent to her by her grandson, since it´s a big hit at Ankh-Morpork). Oh, Granny is a bit too happy to see the torment of this poor creature x_x

chechula

morning reblog with sketches :3

#discworld #nanny ogg #granny weatherwax

artimaz1

Hear me out, Hootsie but in uprooted style 🦉

Here she is!! I had a lot of fun trying to replicate the Uprooted style

#legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #God she's precious #hootsie grimgrin

mischieviem

More ouaw stuff because I am 50 episodes in and losing sleep

#legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #coalecroux #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #gricko grimgrin #hootsie grimgrin #morning frost

lavlotuss

“That's rough buddy.”

#legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #ouaw #morning frost #torbek #frostbek

jauximeow

Quick ouas doodles because I can

Finished the last one while a tornado was threatening to take me out❤

#legends of avantris #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #morning frost #blarbie ouas #torbek #once upon a starlight

dungeonskeleton

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

mstrickster

King Kong's impressive knockers

#donkey kong's big naturals

maitsuwu

can you put that thing on a fucking leash *pointing angrily at a butterfly with beautiful iridescent wings thats not flying anywhere near you*

norhuu

A Crocodile Siren calls a guileless stranger to the murk.

#crocodile #siren #cryptid #crocodile siren #mermaid

slimemode

#what a friendly fellow!#i hope he has sweet dreams

t4timekeeper

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

t4timekeeper

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

t4timekeeper

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

t4timekeeper

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

#only took you 31 seconds to disregard that suggestion huh #what have you got against ants op

sublimespider

#this is the quality of political marketing I crave #count binface #vote binface #clacton by election #binface posting

oqmemphis

Not British, how is Count Binface doing? Did he loose? Is the election even over? 😓

The election is on 13 August, although it's a bit lower down in the headlines right now since we've just switched prime ministers (again). The election in Clacton has 34 candidates standing (more than any other election in British history): Nigel Farage, Count Binface, and an assortment of other joke candidates, obscure grifters and attention seekers.

The Count has just published his manifesto for Clacton, including such policies as:

Cut your taxes, and raise everyone else's

Cap bus fares at £1.99 (after the new PM capped them at £2)

Build at least one (1) affordable house

Make arcade claw machines actually fair and winnable

Fill potholes using copies of the 2024 Labour Party manifesto

Ban the use of speakerphones on public transport

Force water company executives to swim in the rivers they pollute

Nationalise Adele

MPs who resign mid-term to be barred from the resulting by-election

A pledge to spend more time in Clacton than in Washington DC

There was a national poll that showed Binface beating Farage by 12 points, but as far as I know there haven't been any polls in Clacton specifically. Given that Clacton is a heavily right-leaning area, I would say the realistic best-case scenario is that Farage wins, but wins by a humiliatingly small margin; frankly if he gets anything less than 90% of the vote, he will look like even more of a twat than usual.

#uk politics #count binface #binface posting

cheesed-2meetu

Can you draw trans man Gricko (ouaw) with branch-shaped top surgery scars? If not thats totally fine, its just an idea I've been thinking about so I'm asking all my favorite avantris artists!