Mallory's Pit of General Misconduct

Mal, 33, Bri'ish, they/them Mal_Odeur on AO3

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[greenprase-art]

i'm an armor understander. a cheek kiss hatch is essential

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[cheesed-2meetu]

Idiots.

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[textpostscymraeg]

mae pobl sy'n gwneud PhD yn rhedeg i ffwrdd o rywbeth

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[mal-o-deur]

[mal-o-deur]

Rincewind and Twoflower out in public looking like a particularly soggy cheetah with his government-assigned therapy dog

[mal-o-deur]

A cheetah can accelerate from a standing start to 60mph in under a minute, but even that isn't fast enough to stop Twoflower from getting into situations that Rincewind inevitably has to get them out of

Which can quite often look like this

Credit: tuckerdoss

[depressed-fanperson]

NightDeer short animation! Hope the video uploads well bc my tumblr is weird lol. It’s for LoA rarepair month. @reverse-strawberry-milk wanted to get tagged so here u go :)

When i tried to make it a gif it looked really weird so i didnt wanna make it the main thing but im gonna leave it here bc it still looks kinda cool. Is nightdeer their ship name idk it seems cool

[porcelain-mayhem]

[porcelain-mayhem]

One man's horrors is another man's vacation, as they say

[tevallen]

I like those reaction pic of zoomed-in/blurry screenshot of a character with the rainbow flag and question mark

[i-eat-dirt-20]

Kremy wip ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[earhartsease]

so our friend who goes by Irregular Joe in robot wars circles has crafted The Luggage, who is "a 13.6kg sportsman featherweight"

just look at it go!!!!

sound on, by the gods

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seat-safety-switch]

Do you feel bad right now? Kinda listless, like everything is being dumped on you? Eternal misery that cannot be fixed? Try eating a potato. You'll feel a lot better.

Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.

Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.

Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.

So I want you to think about this the next time the city police budget comes up for renewal. That could buy a lot of potatoes. Hell, it could buy some fried potatoes. Damn, that sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it? Way better than having some kind of unaccountable stealth helicopter flying down your alley because some asshole didn't get to eat dinner this evening and has committed an unspeakable crime about it.

[bittlebites]

"What are you gonna do, kiss me?"

[fuzzygraphics]

Saw this ad pop up on my insta and I couldn’t help but be reminded of a certain image,,,,