[necromanceable]

Me, trying to lure the aliens out of Area 51:

[malecdaily]

I’ve been practicing. Really, now?

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Would Storm Area 51: 

Would Not:

Has Something to Hide in Area 51: 

Is Kept Inside Area 51: 

[eltonhjohn]

And did you think this fool could never win?

Well look at me, I’m a-coming back again.

[castielstiel-deactivated2023020]

[tlematimun]

thor’s arms (ragnarok edition) - for anonymous 💪

[sherlockscones]

Boris Johnson is Prime Minister

Dumb and dumber.

We are in the bad timeline, aren’t we?

[littlephoenixrising]

[brunnhildebi]

with all this marvel hype i just wanna remind everyone that valkyrie is a bisexual character played by a bisexual actress and y’all can actually use the word bisexual to describe her! she doesn’t have to be queer or gay or sapphic and she definitely shouldn’t be described as a lesbian.

[cognato]

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

[sassybananagardenartisan]

[sandersstudies]

It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

[sandersstudies]

Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”

[queenpotatothegreat]

straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better

[pomegranatecryptid-deactivated2]

I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

[giddy-goblin]

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

[martyrwill]

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[meanplastic]

[jakemorph]

[witchgiggles]

[mens-rights-activia]

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

[cowboisupreme-blog]

Don’t worry, he’s ok! He posted this on Instagram a few days ago:

And he posted this recently as well

So, yeah, it’s really shitty that he went through that, but at least he’s healthy and safe.

[b00bconnoisseur]

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

[salamander-xander]

The only version of this ill reblog because I AM THANKFUL HE IS SAFE!

[cherryaire]

is no one going to talk about the fact that his username is it’s bobbybiiiiitch what a legend

[2000ish]

[sickaddiktions]

when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.

[babyanimalgifs]

Best alarm clock ever.

via @winnie.and.malla

[huskergal93]

Please unmute. Your heart will thank you.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Those gentle barks and howls

[plant-cave]

@reneemcphee 😭😭😭

[zervuska-haidis]