You know, like Whomthegodswoulddestroy, but porn.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

op is a shopkeeper and promotes the shoes sold in her online shop like this (cr:奥戴丽好笨)

[malepresentingnippleworks]

This is some 2am upstairs apartment behavior right there

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[mighty-meerkat]

Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

[dadalux]

“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz

[branwyn-says]

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[turnipfritters]

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

[kedreeva]

It’s why you never wanted a post to escape containment here. It literally made your dashboard unusable for days or longer, obscured by notifications that didn’t even stack. It was wild. I miss it.

[the-god-of-magic]

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

[ashstfu]

its the last month of 2023 so i’m just gonna say it: what the absolute fuck was that

[bace-jeleren]

It's embarrassing that it took me till I was in my 30's to actually discover who the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars is, but every time I think about it I'm like "no way, no way"

[bace-jeleren]

Suffer as I have suffered

[teaboot]

I thought to myself, "Their music is fine, but I don't really care, so this knowledge won't affect me."

I was wrong.

Everything is different now

[malepresentingnippleworks]

Am I just showing my age, that the first time they announced Leto in a movie we were all like "the 30 Seconds to Mars guy??"

[aestheticsmut]

[jonsunsun]

しゅてん

[aestheticsmut]

[platinumlewd]

here’s some filler

[lichelet]

quality time raid belongs to @hanglingrush

[scottblairart]

Medusa Uncanny Inhumans sketch variant

[creamylewds]

Some girls…

[hikarimuji]

commission for the lovely @UnseelieAllure ✨