ice water mansion

he/it/neos fandoms etc free palestine

[sammiesweetheart]

[armandology]

post simulator

post: im going to get ice cream with my mom 😁

reblog 1: i dont have a mom and im allergic to ice cream

reblog 2: you should kill yourself

[feydelay]

Reblog 3: is your mom hot? Is she single?

[armandology]

[lamignonette]

[loveridden1999]

[genderhugger]

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

[genderhugger]

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

[rocktheholygrail]

[hypokeimena]

all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

[hypokeimena]

my people have found me.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

[notbecauseofvictories]

my sewing machine does exactly one thing, and yet every single time I try to sew something with it I feel like I've put my baby in the pelican's mouth. over and over again.

[notbecauseofvictories]

sewing Machine perfec t for sewing straight l/ines! machine very Accurate and Level lines so so straight so easy to use Sewing Machine. Sew Straight Lines with Sewing Machine. no problems ever in macchine because good Shape and Whir noise for fast fast lines. Asewing Machine yes a place for making straight lines sewing lines can trust sewing machina for giveing good love to fabric. friend sewing machine

[circusheart]

sometimes men are obsessed with other men not because theyre secretly gay but because theyre so misogynistic that they literally dont view women as people worthy of any degree of attention or value

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the pussy got me confused as fuck wandering into the darkness with a waning candle like HELLO? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? HELLO?

[stjohnstarling]

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

[incurablydepraved]

how did it taste?

[stjohnstarling]

How did what taste?

[kushblazer666]

if any of my follwers are fathers with daughters learning how to cook i have a great reaction image for you

[fangs-4-fags]

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

[bucketofcrows]

come on man i was using that

[fangs-4-fags]

sorryyyyyy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

imagine having sex but a few hours after you discover she liveblogged the whole thing tagged with #not bluey

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh