It's a felony!

This is a blog. I never tag anything ever. Enjoy.

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[mysharona1987]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[glitterylivery]

F1 is the perfect hyperfixation bc it has everything you could ever hyperfixate on, all in one: neurodivergent celebrities, statistics, complicated interpersonal relationships, rumours, eighty years of history, cool vehicles that go zoom, rivalry between teams you have to swear allegiance to, travel, homosexual tendencies, betrayal, data analysis, and fanfiction. what more could you even ask for??

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[internet]

[mevil]

[peachnix]

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

[urisk-factor]

Peanut butter

[hummingbird-hunter]

Jelly (grape)

[yello-guys]

Bread

[peachnix]

guys...

[yello-guys]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[pjharvey]

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

[unicorndeathrace]

Who died and made you the headcanon peer review committee.

[unicorndeathrace]

Jsyk I have bruised ribs and it hurts to laugh rn stop being so funny

(don't stop)

[salaciouscrumbb]

[academicgangster]

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

some others i found in the notes

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot