Wut

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[vamplire]

i love ibuprofen if ibuprofen was a woman i would make sweet sweet love to her you wouldn’t see me for days

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[floralgreenery]

mama there’s a blonde man behind you

[fagstaynight]

ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…

[starjasmines]

why are gay women afraid of being predatory you can predate on me all you like. imagine me as a wounded gazelle wandering the savanna alone.

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[minusboy]

become a premium member (my friend) today to unlock extra content (every thought i’ve ever had)

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[allsadnshit]

For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[drtanner]

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

[thecolorsfucked]

she seems a lil stressed

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Unmute to hear the lion kitten’s reaction

[only-cat-memes]

[giftofgabber]

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow