YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THE FUCKING BEAT, SOAP

28 | he/him | cis | ffxiv, MtG, leftism, disco elysium, other unorganized nonsense i’m out here bumpin gums rn man i’m noir as fuck man

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[oneheadtoanother]

[worgens]

the best part about chilling in darkshire is the murder mystery RPs

[worgens]

10 years of checking his palse

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[procrastinationstationxx]

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[johannestevans]

librarian who used to be an assassin and retired but sometimes he uses his skills to hunt down late books bc he needs some adventure

tracks a missing college student bc he has an overdue copy of the amber spyglass where he got lost on a hike

literally finds him half-dead in a ditch, ankle broken, but hey, the book in his pack seems fine, so he carries the student back to the nearest visitors centre and to an ambulance, takes the book with him as he goes

college student comes into the library weeks later like "hey i just wanted to thank you for saving my life!" and the librarian is like. uh huh. you owe like £6 quid

"for saving my life???"

"late fees. for the book."

"what book? oh. wait. i forgot abt that"

"i know"

[pangur-and-grim]

[psyduckz]

time loop wrapped

failed to save a loved one 8402 times

punched your boss in the nuts 13 times

arrested 329 times

died by falling down a manhole twice

binged 178 tv shows

you spent 328500 minutes in the loop. that’s over 7 months nonstop!

top 10% of time loopers worldwide

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[halondrus]

Has i woke up with a boner boner reached this website yet

[sweeetestcurse]

Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[themainspoon]

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, especially if you decide to get up to date with the Manga.

[a-voltage]

Oh my god, you're right.